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Boromir88 · 12-17-2004, 08:55 AM

The crapiest job on Middle-earth.
(On top of a random mountain)
Beacon man #1: So what do you want to do?
Beacon man #2: I don't know what do you want to do?
Beacon man #1: Do you want to light the pile of wood?
Beacon man #2: We can't do that without the signal.
Beacon man #1: Do you want to sleep again?
Beacon man #2: That's all we ever do.
Beacon man #1: How did we get stuck with this job anyway?
Beacon man #2: I can't remember it was 16 years ago...or maybe 17.

Rohan.
(Aragorn busts through the door).
Aragorn: The beacons of Minas Tirith! The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!
Theoden: Tell me, why should we go to the aid of those who did not come to ours? What do we owe Gondor?
Aragorn: Please?
Theoden: No.
Aragorn: Pretty please?
Theoden: No.
Aragorn: Pretty please, with a cherry on top?
Theoden: (perky) Muster the Rohirrim!

12-17-2004, 08:55 AM	#16
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	The crapiest job on Middle-earth. (On top of a random mountain) Beacon man #1: So what do you want to do? Beacon man #2: I don't know what do you want to do? Beacon man #1: Do you want to light the pile of wood? Beacon man #2: We can't do that without the signal. Beacon man #1: Do you want to sleep again? Beacon man #2: That's all we ever do. Beacon man #1: How did we get stuck with this job anyway? Beacon man #2: I can't remember it was 16 years ago...or maybe 17. Rohan. (Aragorn busts through the door). Aragorn: The beacons of Minas Tirith! The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid! Theoden: Tell me, why should we go to the aid of those who did not come to ours? What do we owe Gondor? Aragorn: Please? Theoden: No. Aragorn: Pretty please? Theoden: No. Aragorn: Pretty please, with a cherry on top? Theoden: (perky) Muster the Rohirrim!