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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Where young people go to retire
Posts: 709
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*Gilmi dials Middle Earth Axe Company Tech Support* TS: For instructions on how to use your axe Press 1. If you need a replacement axe Press2. For service on reparing your axe Press 3. *Gimli Presses 3* TS: For common tounge, press 1. For Sindarin: Press2, Quenya: Press3. Black Speech Press:4. Dwarvish: Press 5 *Gimli hesitates and presses 5* TS: To confirm your dwarvish idenity, please repeat the following phrase in Dwarvish: "I like pink boxers." Gimli: Phony imposters! *Hangs up phone and fixes the axe himself* The question I have is...would the 'folks' of Middle Earth preferred to use other means to contact tech support?
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