Things they'd NEVER say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Gurthang · 03-17-2005, 05:23 PM

Gollum: Hungry? Why wait, grab some Lembas!

Morgoth: Hey, Sauron. I'm gonna retire. You can take over.

Pippin: Smoking kills!

Gandalf: Forget the staff, I need me one of them there lightsabers!

Denethor: Whew! Here comes the King. My job's done.

(Suddenly, out of nowhere, Saruman comes out and starts juggling Palantirs?!)

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03-17-2005, 05:23 PM	#22
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gollum: Hungry? Why wait, grab some Lembas! Morgoth: Hey, Sauron. I'm gonna retire. You can take over. Pippin: Smoking kills! Gandalf: Forget the staff, I need me one of them there lightsabers! Denethor: Whew! Here comes the King. My job's done. (Suddenly, out of nowhere, Saruman comes out and starts juggling Palantirs?!) . __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.