Figwit 2.0 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Lord Melkor · 08-03-2005, 11:51 AM

Well, after all the attention Figwit has received, it's only fair that us guys get our own Figwit too. After all, why should only the girls have all the fun?

Therefore, I'm proud to introduce Figwit 2.0 to the world. Figwit 2.0 appears in RotK when Faramir and his crews are riding down to get themselves killed by the Orcs and stands for 'Faramir Is Great....Who Is That?!' and is a Gondorian beauty.

http://cmmvdw.homestead.com/files/37E8C_Gondorian.jpg

Naturally we demand (in order to be fair to us Figwit 2.0 afficiendos) that a new Extended Edition of RotK will be produced, in which she will receive additional screentime, just like Figwit received in that ridiculous Arwen scene. Figwit 2.0 is cuter anyway. Oh, and we demand that Denethor gets some new scenes as well to do justice to this great character. Thank you.

08-03-2005, 11:51 AM	#1
Lord Melkor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 78	Figwit 2.0 Well, after all the attention Figwit has received, it's only fair that us guys get our own Figwit too. After all, why should only the girls have all the fun? Therefore, I'm proud to introduce Figwit 2.0 to the world. Figwit 2.0 appears in RotK when Faramir and his crews are riding down to get themselves killed by the Orcs and stands for 'Faramir Is Great....Who Is That?!' and is a Gondorian beauty. http://cmmvdw.homestead.com/files/37E8C_Gondorian.jpg Naturally we demand (in order to be fair to us Figwit 2.0 afficiendos) that a new Extended Edition of RotK will be produced, in which she will receive additional screentime, just like Figwit received in that ridiculous Arwen scene. Figwit 2.0 is cuter anyway. Oh, and we demand that Denethor gets some new scenes as well to do justice to this great character. Thank you.