Lost in Translation

[Alcarillo]

I translated my signature and it came out as:

Indicated of some here inside with the responsibility, but, certain
prevented person? That one is Alcarillo that the name of the occasion
of is the station of the work, this mobilization estimates one. -
Laitaine and WWIIX

with the Asian languages. Without them my signature is:

Who nevertheless had the capacity to indicated something of sojourn
here of must? The danger to the swindler is he, that one that
examinación of fêz of Alcarillo for the relative name. - Laitaine,
WWIIX

Not as bad as the first, though.

EDIT: Now that I've changed my signature to better fit WWIX, it is

The right decides to Alcarillo, the end to make the examinación of
the mayor of Swankytown! The defective things of dirties to the
expensive outpost of the person, are for the God of laiss!