Top Ten Signs You're Addicted to the Barrow-Downs

[Rimbaud]

Originally Posted by Son of Númenor

A Barrow-downs addiction can take the form of spending late nights pondering the havoc that could be wreaked by hybrid Downers.

Just think: Bêthburra and The Squatter of Amon Rimbaud...

*shudders*

Excellent. Have you not considered the untramelled horror that could be wreaked by the conflicted Mister Undersaucepan, or the frankly disturbing Barrow-Sharkü?

However, anybody who isn't amused by dancing spawn of Squatter has had a humour-ectomy.