T-I-G LVI: Panic at the Prancing Pony

[Gollum the Great]

Originally Posted by Legate of Amon Lanc

This way, comrades, this way we won't ever build that socialism.

Socialism! *Is scared out of mind* Evil Legate, I for one will not redistribute my property amongst the great unwashed! *Closes Castle drawbridge* Ahh! Now my loot- that is to say my well earned capital will remain in competent hands.