TIG: LXV - Our fate lies with...them?

[wilwarin538]

The D-league vs. The Dark Monarch

Volume 2, Issue 5: *Insert Witty Title Here*

It was another super dark night as our heroes slept peacefully in their beds. Well, not all of them. Some weren’t sleeping at all; in fact 2 in particular were sneaking through the halls on their way to the room of their next victim. It was still a mystery as to how they never awoke anyone, since they were extremely bad at sneakyness.

At this same moment another hero was also not sleeping safely in her bed, she was sleeping in the middle of the hallway. After the brief (and unplanned) nap the shapeshifter finally awoke and continued on to the room of her next, and final, victim.

When she tapped soflty on the door, the whispering that could be heard from within was promptly quieted. After a pause Autume answered the door.

“What are you doing up so late?” she asked as she returned to her chair and continued her one-way conversation with the blue fish. (the orange one was ignoring her tonight and the purple one was busy eating).

“Well you see, Lady Tum…” the intruder began as she transformed into the bear that she was, “I kinda came to kill you.”

And that’s exactly what she did. Afterwards she pulled out her bear shaped post-it notes and her fluffy green pen and began to scrawl down her message like usual. However, she didn’t have the chance to finish…

“There you are Mira.” Pain said as he walked up to her and tapped her on the shoulder. Mira spun around and gasped, but before she could fully transform she was knocked down by a large gust of wind. She attempted to get up, still trying to transform, but then she fell asleep at this most inopportune moment.

“That makes it easier.” Pain said before attacking the slumbering she-bear. As he did this, quiet loudly I might add, Gust grabbed Mira’s fluffly pen and pulled out a butterfly shaped note-pad.

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The heroes awoke the following morning and were sad to see that yet again 2 more heroes were missing. They went first to the room of Autume, the fish whisperer. As they walked in they beheld quiet the bloodbath, and knew this was the only room they’d have to be visiting that morning.

The bath part of the bloodbath was on the left side of the room, where a wide mouthed Autume had been stuffed into her fish tank. The orange fish was still ignoring her, the purple one was belly-up and the blue one seemed quite distraught at the loss of his master. There was a note posted awkwardly to the side of the tank that read:

Dear heroes:

Lady Tum was having difficulty sleeping, so I thought perhaps she’d be more content to sleep with her fishes. Hope you all have an aaaaaggghhhhhhh……

Rather then trying to make sense of this odd note the heroes turned their attention to the other side of the room, where the blood part of the bloodbath had taken place. Here they found a mangled and bloody Mira. But she wasn’t just normal Mira. One of her hands was actually a bear paw, she had a cute little tail and big brown ears, as well as fluffy brown fur sticking out in random places.

“So she was the bear!” Mac pointed out, in case someone hadn’t yet put the pieces together.

“How ironic, the villains actually helped us out.” Sally exclaimed relieved, but still quiet distraught as they were all still eyeing Autume in their peripheral.

“There’s a note!” Nerwen said as she reached down and picked up the blue, butterfly shaped paper.


Dear super lame heroes, that aren’t as cool as us:

You’re welcome. We know we’re awesome. Have a nice day.

Long live the Dark Monarch in all her amazingly wonderful, extremely gorgeous, non-grotesque evil powerfulness!

Best regards,
Gust & Pain


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Living

wilwa (the Dark Monarch)

Formendacil- Celibateman, saving girls everywhere from awkward 1st dates
Macalaure- The Incredible Sulk, when angry he turns green and pouts
Nerwen- The Reverser, can read and write backwards
Nessa- Laughing Lass, can make others laugh uncontrollably
Nienna- Word Cloud Girl, analyzes people based on the frequency of the words they use
sally- Movie quotes girl, quotes/recognizes quotes out of movies and TV

Dead

Boro- Wild-eye (Night 1)
Fea- Doctor Girlfriend, died from sheer awesomeness (Day 1) - ordo
Pitch- Studebaker Hawk, fell to his death (Day 1) - Seer
Hakon- Leaf Man, made into firewood (Night 2) - ordo
Lari- Hover Girl, broken neck (Night 2) - ordo
Inziladun- Dr. Electron, used as filament (Day 2) - ordo
the phantom- Candor Man, taken by special request of the Monarch (Night 3) - ordo
Brinniel- Butterfingers, caught herself on fire (Night 3) - ordo
alonariel- Charms girl, killed by Norm (Day 3) - Firefly
Norm- sacrificed himself to kill alona (Day 3) - No votes
Shasta- Mr. E., No longer with the shadows (Night 4) - Ranger
morm- Athletes' foot man, sprayed with Tinactin (Day 4)- ordo
Rikae- Doktor Quatsch, scrabbled by the wolves (Night 5)- BFF
Durelin- Felis Grey, bear strangled her with cats' tails (Night 5)-Hunter
Lommy- Prin-Guin, toppled down stairs, inflated killer whale involved (Day 5) – ordo
autume- Lady Tum, The Fish Whisperer, forced to sleep with the fishes (Night 6)- ordo
Mira- Narcolepsy girl, attacked and mangled mid-shift (Night 6)- Shape-shifter


DAY 6 NOW. It’s early, so try to refrain from posting for atleast a little closer to the DL, though I doubt Boro will punish you for starting a bit early. My dear villains can continue to PM til the DL if they so wish, though once posting starts it would probably be best if you stopped. Have fun!