ways to freak friends and family out with LOTR

[Altariel]

When someone asks you to pass the salt/pepper say "If you want it come and claim it!!", or if you want someone to pass it to you, yell "HAND ME THE SALT, SHE ELF!!!" (best done in a crowded resturaunt)

LOL... I did this today, when I went out for lunch... it was fun. ^.^

[ August 14, 2002: Message edited by: Altariel ]