Which Part of the Fellowship Are You?

[Nari]

I'm tired, this is fun and games, what the heck!! I'll do another quiz!! Do not scroll down and cheat!! This is not meant to offend, but to be funny!! E-mail me your answers if you want.

1) The Fellowship is setting up camp and needs firewood. You...

a- came up with the idea, so retreat into the forest to search.
b- scowl and sit on a log angrily.
c- are too short to reach branches so you get fallen twigs.
d- sigh, but follow a's orders.
e- sit by the fire and brush your hair.
f- agree and strut into the woods.
g- aren't part of the fellowship.

2) Your hair is...

a- long and gray.
b- straight and reddish.
c- red and braided, like your beard.
d- curly and short.
e- pefect from all of your hair care products, thank you.
f- changes a lot, but is currently wet and knotted with twigs.
g- you aren't part of the Fellowship, does it matter?

3)Your love life is...

a- you are really old. We don't want to think about that!
b- you're about to die, you don't have one.
c- you like bearded women, but you hang out with a good looking elf a lot.
d- tragic yet sweet.
e- You are suprisingly good looking and enjoy it when your dwarven friend accompanies you on boat rides.
f- sad, beautiful, mysitcal, perfect- sigh.
g- you aren't part of the Fellowship, but you have a kid.

4) Your fashion sense is...

a- all one color, but its part of your name, so there.
b- kinda folksy, kinda knight-looking.
c- something that won't clash with your braids.
d- overalls and high pants to show off your hairy feet.
e- on the covers of Middle-Earth magazines everywhere!
f- fashion sense? what fashion sense?
g- you aren't part of the Fellowship. You look to much like peasants.

5) Your view on the One Ring is...

a- evil ring. must destroy.
b- ring, my preciousssss, must steal.
c- uhhh... it's ummmm, ok.
d- My master (or I) own this ring. I shall follow him wherever he goes.
e- hmmm, I could make it the new trend, but will it go with my bow?
f- heir to Isildur, keep away from ring.
g- you aren't part of the Fellowship. You know of no such ring.

6)At a secret council meeting you are...

a- looking around at everyone.
b- scowling around at everyone.
c- picking fights with elves.
d- setting quietly or uninvited and eavesdropping.
e- looking hot and brave while standing up for what you believe in! You go girl! eh.. boy.
f- waiting for someone to introduce one of your many names, then talking in subtitles.
g- you aren't part of the Fellowship. You don't get to go to the meeting.

7) If someone close to you died you would...

a- be dead.
b- be plotting on how to steal the One Ring.
c- not be in a camera shot.
d- bawl like a little girl and cry for mommy.
e- look sadly off into the distance, but not cry so the girls can still swoon at you (and some guys also).
f- try to be brave and strong for everone.
g- you aren't in the Fellowship. You don't know about what's going on.

8) Your guilty pleasure...

a- you make your pipe smoke look like a cute lil boat.
b- you want the One Ring, you NEED the One Ring.
c- you cry like a baby when you see gravestones.
d- you get drunk and tell people your secrets.
e- sigh, you are perfect.
f- you are too strong and brave for guilt! But you do have too many names and are dating the guy from Aerosmith's daughter.
g- you aren't part of the Fellowship. Nobody cares about your guily pleasures.

9) Your view on life is...

a- life is really long and unfair sometimes.
b- life is too short, next time get more lines.
c- life is.. ummm... ok. Don't cross me!
d- life is an adventure!
e- life would be nothing without my striking good looks.
f- life is really challenging but I'm up to it!
g- you aren't part of the fellowship. you have no life.


answer key (like you didn't already know)

mostly a's- Gandalf, you wise old thing!
mostly b's- Boromir, well, what is there to say? Do not steal the ring!
mostly c's- Gimli the dwarf! You poor thing!
mostly d's- you are a hobbit. Be it Frodo, or Sam, you act alike.
mostly e's- Legolas! Women love you! But do you love women?
mostly f's- Strider. I mean Aragorn. I mean Estel. I mean- oh you get it. You are very brave!
mostly g's- you aren't in the Fellowship! Quit wasting my time!
a tie- that's not even possible you fool of a Took! You are Pippin!