Most favorite one-liners

[Rosa Underhill]

From the film:

Pippin: "But what about breakfast?"
Aragorn: "We've already had breakfast."
Pippin: "First breakfast, yes, but what about second breakfast?"
Merry: "I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip."
Pippin: "What about elevensies? And brunch? Lunch and afternoon tea? Dinner? Super?! He knows about those, doesn't he?"

(I'm not sure which one said this.) "Oh, that's nice! Ash on my tamato!"

And we mustn't forget:
"You're supposed to put it in the ground!"
"It is in the ground!"
"Outside!"
"This was your idea-!"

Is it just me, or does anyone else think "Fed and George of the Shire" when they see these two?

And I can't forget the noise poor Sam made when Gandalf beaned him with his staff. "Somethin' about a ring and the end of the world-Oh, please, Mr. Gandalf, don't turn me into anythin'...unnatural..." Poor Sam. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]