Rip Off!!!!

[Blue Elf]

Weren't you going to do Many Meetings??

**is confused**

Oh well, I don't mind, since that was funny. You are SOOO mean to Legolas. Oh well, so am I [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]


Elrond: Wait, so far we only have eight people coming....someone is missing. There were nine in the script I'm sure!!

(Arwen enters)

Elrond: No, not you Arwen.

(Arwen leaves, pouting)

Gandalf: No, no, there was no one else. Really.

Elrond: (grabs the script) Waaait!! You're supposed to go!!

Gandalf: NO!! I mean.......um....

Elrond: Fraidy cat!!

Gandalf: Not that. But I read ahead in the script, and apperantly I have to fight a big, scary Balrog. (starts crying)

Lego-lass: Oh don't cry!! Heeeey!! You made me a girl!!

Blue Elf: No, I didn't. But you don't want to be a girl?

Lego-Lass: No, girls are mean!!

Blue Elf: We aren't. Well, sometimes...but it wouldn't be funny if you weren't a girl...
Not to mention, I was planning on you and Gimli getting married...

Gimli: But I'm a girl!!

(Everyone): What??!???

Gimli: Yes...got a problem?

(Everyone): No, no...

Lego-lass: See, he's, uh, she's a girl, so I can't be if I'm going to marry him. Her. It.

Blue Elf: (grumbling) Fine, fine, you win.

Legolas: Yay!! I'm a guy!!

Gandalf: Yes *snicker* you are.

Legolas: Why is everyone laughing? (looks at himself) OH MY ERU!! I'M STILL IN A DRESS!! (blushes and runs into the dressing room)

Elrond: Hooo kay....um, request?

Blue Elf: Yes?

Elrond: No more intrusions by the author please...

Blue Elf: Meanie.

Elrond: Thank you. Okay, the council's over...coffee in the dining room!!

(in Bilbo's room)

Bilbo: I have something to give to you, Frodo.

Frodo: And...?

Bilbo: (falling asleep) Nwa?? (wakes up) Oh yes...here, for you. (gives Frodo a package)

Frodo: Ooh! Pwetty jacket!!

Bilbo: Yeah, it's mithril. Pretty tough stuff. Oh, here you can have my sword, Sting. I wired it with explosives just for you....um, I mean, it's engraved for you...yeah!!

Frodo: Ooh!! Pwetty!! (takes it all)

Bilbo: Can I see your Ring in return?

Frodo: Ooh!! Pwet--I mean, uh....is that in the script? (checks) Oh, of course.

Bilbo: GARAGLE!!!! (does the monster-y thing)

Frodo: AAAH!!

Bilbo: AAH!!

Frodo: AAH!!

Bilbo: Quit it!! Um, okay, you'd better be on your way then.

Frodo: Sure. Bye bye.

and so the Fellowship left, walking dramatically into the sunset (though in was still afternoon)...

Was that chapter even a little funny?

Who's turn is it next?