You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

[bragolheledion]

you know you are obsessed when:
*you wander around your school asking directions to rivendell and moria
*your freinds are scared to bring any food that has fish in it because of your "gollumisque" side
*you are sent to the principals office for stealing a kids can of tuna
*you learn to write in dwarvish and scribble obscene sentances on the blackboards
*for a science assignment you try to make the one ring
*you and a freind re-enact lotr and the honnit to the point where you dissappear for days on end
*everytime someone asks your name you qoute "mr. underhill"
*you poke yourself in the eye whilst trying to make a miniture version of sting
*you begin talking in third person perspective
*you get kicked out of your japanese class after the principle walked past and you yelled "ai ai the balrog has come".
*your teachers know you by your elvish name.
*you call teachers by lotr character name they most resemble.
*your teachers know your orcish name
*you attemted to form an army of orcs with your freinds at school but ended up with bloodnoses and scared nerds.
*your teachers call you smeagol.
*the bookshop owners children are going through colledge thanks to you and J.R.R's books
*you read stuff like this

yeah i know they aint that good but considering what i normally say it's gold.
my ramblings

an awesome story my freind is writing.