Take a scene from the movie and go wild!

[Mornie Alantie]

Hama: I cannot alow you before Thoeden king so armed, Gandalf Greyham, by orders of, Grime Wormtongue.

Gandalf: Care for a pint?

Hama:???? What? It comes in pints?

Gandalf: well, yes, but you've got all of half already.

Hama:How did yo-...what?..........Do not!

*Gandalf sees Hamas weakness*

Gandalf: Sarumans army is bread for one purpose, to destroy the world of Pints!!!!

Hama: Very well. Go get em' Gandalf.

*Proceeds into Meduseld.*

Gandalf: The curtesy of our hall has lessed of late, Theoden Prince.

Theoden: When last I looked, Theoden, not Gandalf was king of Rohan.

Gandalf: When last you looked......How many decades ago are we talking?

Theoden: well erm um lets see, lets not go into detail, Im king!

Wormtongue: Thats a lie.

Theoden: Whats a lie?

Wormtongue: Gandalf the grey is come, he is a hareld to woe, hes not welcome.

Theoden: Wormtongue if your stupid enough to be the bad guy when the bad guys always lose, your probably stupid enough to contest Gandalf.

Wormtongue: Late is the hour in which conjurer choses to appear. Laspell I name him Ill news.

Gandalf: Be silent! keep your forked tongue behind your teeth, I have not passsed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm, deranged mind, butt ugly orc, spawn of Arwen, pimply nosed, and dumb as a blonde elf.

Legolas: I resent that statement!

Wormtongue: Sticks and stone may break my bones but names will never hurt me!

*Wormtongue starts balling.*