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Harry Potter: Take only a handful of Floo, and you have to really say it clearly too or youll go to the wrong place. Merry: I'm telling ye, Floo powder never works with me. *shrugs* Green Dragon!! *which sounds more like Queen Drag Inn. He slides into a smokey room and sees as sign that says Drag Queen Inn* Merry: Haldir? CELEBORN?? GANDALF??? What thaAAAHHHH!!! -Maikafanawen
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Hmmmm...What is this? Oh, it's some old pictures of the Fellowship. Oh my gosh! That is the funnist picture I've ever seen! Hey Bilbo! You have to come see this! HAHA!! How embarrassing! Hey everyone, come look at this! *everyone runs over to see the picture* What is the funny picture? Find out next time. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Sapphire Flame: When you put
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-Maikafanawen
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After spending over two hours *shrieking* with laughter on this thread, I have to have a go at it... even if it's not very good. ; )
*grimaces* eek, I've seen better...
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Well, no one said anything about the Lumberjack song, so I'll just continue anyway.
Ooh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day! Chorus: Oh, he's a lumberjack and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day! I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory! On Wednesday I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea! Chorus: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory! On Wednesdays he goes shopping, and has buttered scones for tea! Oh, he's a lumberjack and he's okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day! I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers! I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars! Chorus: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers! He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in...bars?! Oh, he's a lumberjack and he's okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day!
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Ok, stupid question and off topic, but how do you get miving avatars to work?
I bet you guys get people asking that all the time.... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too... |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Well I am not exactly sure, but make sure you check your avatar cause most moving avatars are over the 15 kb size limit. Even Saucepan Man's awesome disco ball was to big [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img].
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::dies laughing:: Ok, I'm loving that lumberjack song! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Peace
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i am reserving the ballad of bilbo baggins. nobody is allowed to do it. NOBODY
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when you wish upon a star makes no difference who you are any thing your heart desires will come to you if your heart is in your dreams no request is too extreme when you wish upon a star as dreamers do -------------------------------------------- TBC.. yep
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fate is kind she brings to those who love the sweet fulfillment of their secret longings like a bolt out of the blue fate steps in and sees you through when you wish upon a star your dream comes true -------------------------------------------- the end.. for now I don't know what posessed me to use this song, but it's all over now.. or is it? [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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You're using Bonetti's defense against me, ah? I thought it fitting, considering the rocky terrain -- Naturally, you must expect me to attack with Capo Ferro -- -- naturally -- --but I find Thibault cancels out Capo Ferro, don't you? Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa-- which I have. Boromir You are wonderful! Thank you -- I've worked hard to become so. I admit it -- you are better than I am.
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Then why are you smiling? Because I know something you don't know. And what is that? I am not left-handed. You're amazing! I ought to be after twenty years. There's something I ought to tell you.
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Tell me. I am not left-handed either. Who are you?! No one of consequence. I must know. Get used to disappointment. Okay. Sound familiar? Think Princess Bride!! -Maikafanawen PS -- yes, yes, I couldn't resist!!
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[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] *Howling with Laughter* That's brilliant Maikafanawen!
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I want to see the picuture!! *Sam looks at the picture and is so horrified that he runs off* Merry: Let us see that picure! Pippin: Can you believe that Merry? Merry: That's the funniest picture I've ever seen! [img]null[/img] My turn to look. Ha! Look at that beard! No wonder the hobbit ran away. Come see this elf! That's the most horrible outfit I've ever seen! What do you think Aragorn? TBC....
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I'll just take a look at this picture HAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's brilliant! He looks horrible! Who looks horrible? Look at the picture and you'll find out. *Boromir looks* Oh no... http://www.dragonfare.com/AL/ch/boromir.html <<<<These are the pictures NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO SEE THOSE! *Aragorn laughs as Boromir runs away in shame* [ May 18, 2003: Message edited by: Rose Cotton ]
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Maikafanawen and Rose Cotton- those were really funny. The Princess Bride meets LotR... maybe we should do more crosses with other books. *hides in corner to think of evil ideas* [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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I wouldn't laugh at Boromir if I was you Aragorn. Why? *Frodo shows Aragorn some more pictures in the photo book* http://www.dragonfare.com/AL/ch/aragorn.html NOOOOOOOO!!!! *Aragorn runs away* *Awen looks at Aragorn's pictures* I THOUGHT HE WAS HANDSOME!!!!! AHHHHHHHH! *she runs away too* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA! Frodo: I love old photo albums, don't you Bilbo? Bilbo: I sure do Frodo.
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*chokes and dies* Awww, Boromir, c'mon. We all know that's not REALLY you. *goes off to comfort Boromir*
Meanwhile, another scene for your entertainment: Heeeeere's Johnny! No, no, it's more like this: Heeeeere's JOHNny! Heere's Johnny. Ha ha ha! That really sucked, Elrond. Here's the best one right here: HEEEEEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY! ... what in Middle-Earth have I walked in on?
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Just an idea: does anybody want to do crosses with the Hitchhikers' books? There'senough funny scenes there for everyone to have... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] I'll think one up later, I guess. ~Menelien
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Urgh! Those pictures truly were awful!
Give my compliments to the chef! That calamari was excellent! Calamari? You mean it isn't steak? No, little one. Calamari is squid, a creature of the sea. Sq-squ-sq-sq-sq... Squid. YEEAARRGGGGGHH!! I'VE BEEN POISONED! QUICK, ANTIDOTE, ANTIDOTE!!!! Can it be that the little ones do not like calamari? Its texture, its piquant flavor? How can this be? TBC....(<<I love that!)
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Fool of a Whatever-You-Are! Do you realize that you have poisoned the hobbits?? *they lie about groaning* I knew I should have gone with the Rocky Mountain Oysters... Eew...
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You think that scene's sad? Well I made up a song about it...
"I am the Disco King," "I could eat anything!" "But I put my bid" "On a plate of squid!" "Mmm mmm mmm!"
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Good morning, little ones. How are you this day? *titter* Why don't you sit down and we'll tell you? What is this new devilry?!? YIKES!! (ignore the arrow...) Why was there a tack on my seat? P: 'Cause you're such a likeable guy? M: Erm...it was his idea! YOU HALFLINGS WILL PAY! M: I'm telling you it was his idea!!! P: Run, Merry! [ May 19, 2003: Message edited by: Oddwen ]
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P: Do you think he'll find us? M: I hope not. You shouldn't have suggested it, you know. P: But I didn't... M: Shh! He's coming! I'll get you, my pretties...hehhehehe...
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I had to get off the computer yesterday, so I didn't get to finish the Lumberjack song.
LUMBERJACK SONG cont. (this is the last part) I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra! I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa! Chorus: He cuts down trees, he wears... high...heels... *chours runs away* Figwit: Oh, Aragorn! And I thought you were so butch! *runs away crying* *looks confused* What? And now for something completely different. [ May 19, 2003: Message edited by: Nuinatariel ]
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Eh, I've decided to try another song. This time it's 'It's my Life" by Bon Jovi.
This ain't a song for the broken-hearted- No silent prayer for the faith-departed, I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd, You're gonna hear my voice When I shout it out loud- Chorus:It's my life! It's now or never, I ain't gonna live forever, I just wanna live while I'm alive... To be continued. By the way, I love that song (insert imaginary smiley here) ~Menelien [ May 19, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]
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(It's my life) My heart is like an open highway, Like Frankie said I did it my way- I just wanna live while I'm alive- It's my life, This is for the ones who stood their ground; For Tommy and Gina who never backed down, Tomorrow's getting harder, make no mistake, Luck ain't even lucky, Got to make your own breaks. After that, there's only a little and most of it is repetition anyhow, so I'm done. (The rest is chorus, then Better stand tall when they're calling you out Don't bend, don't break, baby, don't back down , then Chorus X2) ~Menelien [ May 19, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]
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Nuinatariel- *laughs so hard she wakes up her sleeping parents* Elrond is PERFECT for John Cleese's "And now for...(etc)" man! Thank you! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Well worth the wait, Nuinatariel. [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
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Oddwen! You have to stop it! No more scenes like that or I'll end up doing myself a nasty internal injury!
Have some more squid, Boromir....
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I vote for "Where is My Hairbrush" That is soooooo funny. It even got my mom to laugh, and that's not easy.
I also like Boromir's song "I'm the Disco King"
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Where have I been? I abstain from BD for three days and this thread grows by three pages! Eek!
Zel Ladrona would be proud. (If she'd let me mention BD at all...) This thread is great. Tolkien meets Morgenstern. *dies. 1,108,597,854,653,456 times* Too bad they never use rapiers in LotR. |
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Alright, I think I have to change my vote to Boromir's song. That was pure laughing craziness! Oh, Oddwen. You'll have me out yet!
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Ummmm...Am I allowed to do one that isn't a song? Well...here it is anyway.
hungreeee....... yum...butterscotch. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Have any of you ever freaked out because of a butterscotch lifesaver? I have. That's where this came from.
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Cute, Elennar! You are "allowed" to do whatever you want.
Therefore, I shall now create a scene 8 posts long. Announcing the first Middle-earth talent contest! I Oddwen shall be your host and judge this evening. And the contestants are- Legolas: I enter my bow and pointy sticks! (It's called archery, Leggy.) What-EV-er. Elrond: I enter my fabulous flapping eyebrows. Aragorn: I offer my Houdini-like escapes. Boromir: I enter my ability to eat live squid! (Eew, are you sure?) Ohhh yeah.... Sam: I enter my ability to never smile. Merry: M: I enter my magic apple conjuring abilities! See? P: Wow! Arighy then!
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Legolas, you are first.
L: Ok! *grabs an apple from Merry* Now I need an assistant! M: Hey! B: I shall help. I need to work up an appetite. L: Alright everyone! Watch me shoot this apple off of Boromir's head! *thwock!* B: AUUUAAAOOOOOOOOOGHHH! L: Uh-oh! Um, let me try that again...*thwock!* B: HUUAHHH! L: Uh, one more time! *is dragged off kicking and screaming* No! Let me try once more!
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F: Oh, Boromir! You are mortally wounded! B: No, I think I'm gonna be ok. F: Lie still, sweet brother. See? I am off to avenge your death! Guy behind: And go get pizza. B: No, really, I think I'll be alright... F: Oh Boromir! Dark is the hour! The North Wind blows chill! B: Hello-oOo? F: Shut up, you! This is my moment of glory! *bonk* Ten minutes later, Boromir regains conciousness B: Wha-? Faramir! I'll get yyoouuUUUUUUuuuuuuuu..............
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