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Old 03-28-2003, 12:23 PM   #1
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These are sooooooooooo funny, i practically wet my pants!(JK) LMAO
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Old 03-28-2003, 12:43 PM   #2
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That takes care of Boromir...
*chokes on her drink and dies* I knew it! I knew it! AAARGH! Kill Aragorn!


You wouldn't kill me, would you?


AAAAAAAAAARGH!



*chop*

... 'kay, I'm done. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 03-28-2003, 01:49 PM   #3
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Pool of a Took!?! *insane laughter...cough...trying to breath* Oh show mercy, Airehiriel! *more hysteric laughter* [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Pippin: Do you see what I see?
Merry: Yep.

Pippin: Should we run?
Merry: Yep.

Gooooooo-...*BOOM*

Pippin: We never learn, do we?
Merry: Nope.

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Old 03-28-2003, 06:16 PM   #4
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Boy these are funny. Rynoah, I thought you already were dead. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Anyway...
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That takes care of Boromir...

Bye-bye Leggy!

Oh Merry...

Oh Frodo, won't you please please pretty pretty pretty please let me win? I'll give you candy and mushrooms and cake and cookies...
Hahahahem. I'll go away now.
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Old 03-28-2003, 06:49 PM   #5
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I love these! I can't make one up well, so I'll shut up, but you people please keep going! *dies of laughter, but keeps laughing anyway- of course*
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Old 03-28-2003, 08:44 PM   #6
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Alllllllllllrighty then! Rynoah, I hope you don't mind me borrowing an aspect of your wonderful scene!


Huh! Aragorn thinks he knows disco!


It's quite obvious that I'M the disco king in these parts!


Alright! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!!



B-but Rosie! I thought you said that I was the disco king!!


What about all this?


Oh Sam, don't be silly! You know you can't dance!


"Why, even Saruman can dance better than you!"


Oh dear! *sniff* I guess now I have to take this rope and hang myself!! I'm a disgrace to the Shire!!

Of course, Sam doesn't hang himself. He goes on to found the first tap-dancing school in Middle-earth, and is quite good at it. As we all no doubt knew already.
I'm so glad you liked that Mr. Universe scene! You can't imagine how much I shuddered to even think of writing "Rowrr!". Freaky...
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Old 03-28-2003, 09:27 PM   #7
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Alright! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!!
*does the wave* Git dowwwwn, Boromir! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

I feel the urge to make fun of my favorite Son of Gondor:


So, who volunteers to lead the Fellowship?


I do.


Erm... no, I think not, Boromir.


... why not?


I suddenly recall a certain someone's antics at the entrance to Rivendell...


(Earlier) ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath!

(He just looked so lost in that picture. It was an opportunity not to be passed up!)

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Old 03-29-2003, 12:36 PM   #8
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Rynoah, that was brilliant!!! "?!?! This isn't Osgiliath!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! TOO FUNNY!!! Love it! *rofl* [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 03-29-2003, 12:39 PM   #9
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OMG!! *dies laughing*
Those are so great! Loved your "Mr. Universe" Oddwen! More! More!

This isn't Osgiliath!!



You shall be the Fellowship of the Grotesque Faces!


Waah! That's not nice! I'm telling my daddy!


Fool of an Elf Lord!


Bring your ugly face to my axe!


You dare to call MY face grotesque? My beautiful, silky soft, Elven, unblemished...


Frodo: He called us grotesque!
Pippin: Yeah! That means ugly!....right?
Frodo: Yes. LET'S GET HIM!!


Arwen! Shield me! It was just a joke!


I don't think so, ada! You're on your own!

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Old 03-29-2003, 04:47 PM   #10
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Damnit! The ring's stuck on my finger!

I'll cut it off if you want!

What? Cut my finger off? Not on your nellie!

Don't worry Mr. Frodo! I'll save you!

Whoops! I slightly underestimated the depth of this puddle!


I cannot believe Sam just did that.

So I get to cut the ring off?

No no, it's on its chain, right where it should be. See?
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Old 03-29-2003, 06:02 PM   #11
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Heh heh... heh... heh heh.... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

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Old 03-31-2003, 09:00 AM   #12
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That's right folks! It's once again time for:

The Adventures of Merry and Pippin!


Pippin: (from behind) Are we there yet?
Merry: Will you stop asking me that?! Yes, we are. There must be some chicks around here somewhere.




Pippin: Ohhhh, look at that one! That one's mine!


Merry: Umm, Pip, I don't think...


Pippin: Shut up, Merry! I know what I'm doin'. (Approaches) Soooo, how YOU doin'? (Think Joey from Friends!)
*Pauses, waiting for reply. Doesn't get one.*
So, what's a girl like you doin' in a place like this?
*Another pause*
Can I buy ya an ale?



Crickets chirping...
Pippin: Okay, baby, if you don't like me, just say so.
Crickets chirping...
Pippin walks back to Merry
Pippin: Boy is SHE stuck up! Wouldn't even say hello!


Pippin: Fine, I didn't like you anyway!
Merry *thinks to self* What an idiot!
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*snigger snigger*

Hey, look, it's Gandalf!
Where?
Over there in the woods! Hey Gandalf?
I thought he died.
Can't be him! It must be Saruman.
He died?
Yes, he fell down the thing.
No, listen, it's Saruman! Oh, look, there's white peeking out from under his cloak

Partial scene, I'll try an' finish it later...

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Old 03-31-2003, 01:08 PM   #14
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I like it already Sapphire.
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Old 03-31-2003, 03:37 PM   #15
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Oh wow, these are excellent!!


Aragorn...one day I want to be like you! I want to have fan girls too!

Really? But Legolas has more fangirls than me...

Oh no, here come more!! Save me, help help!

Actually...I think I'll go and hang out with Grima and be...fangirl-less...

ARGH!! RABID FANGIRLS!! SAVE ME!!

ARGH! Even HE has fangirls...and I don't...well except for those dwarves..but I'd rather not think of that...*shudders*

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Old 03-31-2003, 05:32 PM   #16
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Awww... I'll be your fangirl, Boromir!


Really?! Great! Now I can act like the other guys!


AAARRR! KILL RABID FANGIRL!!!

[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] *dashes off*
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Old 03-31-2003, 07:54 PM   #17
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What, he wants fangirls so he can fight 'em off? Men. *shakes head* I am sooooo glad I am not a fangirl. *grin*


Let's see what I've got today...


You fool! How dare you call me old and decrepit? I shall poke you hard with my stick!


No, my lord! Have mercy! Don't poke me with your...pokey stick of doom!


*gasp!* Not the pokey stick of doom! How can you be so mean, Saruman?


Well, I can understand the urge, I have wanted to poke Frodo a time or two.


You wanted to poke me??? Oh Gandalf, I thought you liked me!! WAHH!!


That's right, little hobbit! Your Gandalf in all actuality doesn't like hobbits at all! *pokes Gandalf with the pokey stick of doom*


Uff!!


Ha ha, that was great fun! Thanks, Saruman old buddy old pal!

Ok, that was dumb. Very dumb. I've another idea.

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Old 03-31-2003, 08:08 PM   #18
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Here we go, let's try this on for size.



Ugh! What is that? There's a spider in my bed! Ahh, Sam save me!


Sam? Where are you Sam?


Holy cow, it's climbing up my leg! AHHH!!! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!


Ha ha ha, bye-bye spider!

*SPLAT!!!!!!*


I killed it! Now I have to give it a nice funeral. *sniff*



He was a good spider, I think. He never bit anyone, at least not me. He did leave a big stain on my pant leg, but Sam'll wash it! I didn't like him very much, but...


Mr. Frodo? Are you...y'know...alright?


Of course, Sam! Who wouldn't put the body of a spider in a locket and carry it around for always and ever?


Two words. Don't ask. I couldn't tell ya.
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Hi galadrieloftheolden how did i know you were going to be on this thread.. hmm... let's think...no actually i didn't know. I was just guessing. But anyway, HIHIHI!
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Hey Maya, I wonder....maybe cause I was the one who showed you this thread last night? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
~Izzybel [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Also- could someone who knows how to do this, as in, anyone but me, make some more with the rabid fangirls...love those! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
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Just for you, I spin a picture-rific tale of the rabid fangirls and their victims of old:


Has anyone seen Aragorn? He seems to have gone missing.


He's not missing; he has gone into hiding from the pack of rabid fangirls that constantly hound him these days.
(You can't see me clinging to Boromir's leg in that picture....)


(In some random area away from the others)
This is a great disguise. No rabid fangirl would recognize me...


... oh no. There's one now... and she's staring at me!


Flee! Flee!
(Sounds of the wailing of the fangirl can be heard in the background)


I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I must FLING myself from this high precipiece!

... okay, so it wasn't entirely hilarious, but oh well. I'm tired.
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I think this is a sign I've been visiting this thread too much...I was at my friend's today, lying down, when all of a sudden I sat up and said "Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King!"
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Frodo: *thinks* ohhhhh, I'm insane.
Sam: *worries about Frodo*
Aragorn: *rubbing chin and thinks* My stubble is growing more. YES!
Boromir: *thinks* Aragorn is probably thinking about his stubble again.
Legolas: *thinks* I hope the wind isn't blowing my hair into tangles
Gimli: *thinks* Stupid elf, always prancing around...why did I agree to join this group?
Merry: Are we there yet?
Pippin: I have to go again.
Gandalf: What! You went just twenty...oh, Pippin, fine. We will stop. I don't want anymore accidents.


Pippin walks behind tree, and begins to relieve himself.


When suddenly, he looks up!
Pippin: What's that?


Everybody run! I think it's rabid fan girls!!


Aragorn: Oh no! They're probably coming for me!
Legolas: No, they are coming for me!


Gimli: Well, it's not me, is it? No, because no body want's the dwarf, do they? Why should I run?


Merry: No, it's probably us they want! We are so small and cute! Run!!

Fellowship proceeds to run away, arguing about who is the wanted person.


Eomer: Hey, what are those guys running from? We only wanted their autographs!
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The next part of my scene...

What thing?
You know, the deep thingie...what's it called?
Shoot him Legolas!
Maybe he has a new outfit.
Gandalf with a new outfit? Right! <snork>
Come on guys, remember in Moria? That deep place we passed over on the bridge?
We were in Moria?!
What's it called?

part 3 coming soon...

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Part three:

An abyss, d***it! Now shoot him before he puts a spell on us!
Why would Gandalf put a spell on us?
Abyss! Right!
It's not Gandalf, it's Saruman.
Could be Saruman, you know... seeing as how Gandalf's dead.
I'm sure it's Gandalf, even though he does have a new outfit.
How can it be Gandalf? He's been standing there for five minutes without saying anything.
Yes, yes! Kill him!

part four coming shortly...
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final part:

You might want to consider some anger management classes there dude.
You don't remember Moria at all?
Oh yes, that's that dwarf place near Lothlorien.
ARRGGGHHH!!!!
But you don't remember going through there?
Hello!
NO! *covers ears*
Nope, don't remember. Gandalf, did we go through Moria?

The End. And all due credit to the Stupid Ring Parody, which is where I got this idea.
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I'll take a shot at this... It'll probably be bad though, I've never done this before.
Here it goes:


Oh no. You can't be serious. Please, Legolas, tell me those are not fangirls!

Haha! Oh Aragorn, Look who's coming! Aragorn?

That's it, I'm leaving.

You can't be serious. That's only just old Bilbo there!

ARAGORN! COME BACK HERE!

Yeah, I know that was bad. But it was worth a try! This is part one, I'll post part two up in a mo.
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Here's the second part.

And ah, I think I see our friend Gandalf joining the gang as well!

Aragorn! Aragorn, where are you? Come back, oh Aragorn!
But, Aragorn, when fangirls attack me, I don't run away, do I?

Hey, look who's coming, Legolas, and I think they're shouting YOUR name!

Not... more fangirls! AAAAAAA!
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Here's the last image of my crazy scene(part 3):

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Old 04-01-2003, 04:57 PM   #31
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Maya...was that directed at me? *looks innocent, kicks kittie under the table* [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] And you guys, there are even more photos here than at ninecompanions. But you need to ask to use those.
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Old 04-01-2003, 04:58 PM   #32
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wait you have to ask to use these, but not the ones at theninecompanions.com, right?
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Old 04-01-2003, 04:59 PM   #33
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umm izzy, that was a joke, right? you fangirls all that, right? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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Old 04-01-2003, 05:05 PM   #34
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Old 04-01-2003, 08:29 PM   #35
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Actually, it's www.ninecompanions.NET.
I started a different story, but then I found this picture and it burned into my memory.


Ooh, hey, my underwear are riding...


Aragorn... please...


Don't hit me! *cringe*
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Old 04-01-2003, 09:32 PM   #36
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*dies of laughter* That's gonna have me speechless for another half-hour, Oddwen!
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Old 04-02-2003, 08:37 AM   #37
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Oh, Oddwen! That was too funny! Now the image of Aragorn with a wedgie will be stuck in my head forever!

Kittie - it was great for your first try.
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Old 04-02-2003, 02:04 PM   #38
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Captain: Okay, troops. We're going to go out there and we're going to give it all we've got. We're not going to run away like sissies this time. Any questions?


Random soldier: Uh, yes, I have a question! What do we do if they run at us?


Captain: You stand your ground and fight like a man!


Hama: Even if they have swords?


Yes! Even if they have swords!


Soldier: Well, I don't think I'm cut out for this business! Them swords are sharp! We could get poked.


Soldier on horse: Yes, I say this war stuff is too scary, I say we all run back home to our mommies!


Yes!! Yes!! Run away, run away!
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Old 04-02-2003, 02:05 PM   #39
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Aragorn: Aww crap! There they go again! It's so hard to find good help these days.
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Yeah...I know. My brother and sister both think I'm disgusting and nuts. But here's a continuation!


Underwear?


Oh Valar...this is going to be a looooooong trip.
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