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 There you are, in a darkened room And you're all alone, looking out the window  Your heart is cold and lost the will to love Like a broken arrow  Here I stand in the shadows In the shadows Come to come, come to me Can't you see that  Nobody wants to be lonely  Nobody wants to cry  My body's longing to hold you So bad it hurts inside  Time is precious and it's slipping away And I've been waiting for you all of my life (ohh)  Nobody wants to be lonely So why (why), why don't you let me love you ------------------------------------------------------- to be continued
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05-14-2003, 05:49 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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 Why (ooh ohh yeah), why (oh why), why Ooh ooh, yeah Can you hear my voice, do you hear my song  It's a seranade, so your heart can find me, ohh  And suddenly you're flying down the stairs Into my arms, baby, ohh  Before I start going crazy Going crazy, ohh  Run to me Run to me Cause I'm dying...  Nobody wants to be lonely  Nobody wants to cry (I don't wanna cry)  My body's longing to hold you (I'm longing to hold you) So bad it hurts inside
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05-14-2003, 05:57 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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 Time is precious and it's slipping away  And I've been waiting for you all of my life (ohh) Nobody wants to be lonely So why  Why, why don't you let me love you I wanna feel you need me Feel you need me Just like the air you're breathing Breathing, I need you here in my life  Don't walk away, don't walk away Don't walk alway, don't walk away No, no, no, no...  Nobody wants to be lonely Nobody wants to cry...yeah yeah Nobody wants to be lonely (yeah ohh ooh) Nobody wants to cry (nobody wants to cry) My body's longing to hold you (is longing to hold you) So bad it hurts inside (hurts inside)  Time is precious and it's slipping away And I've been waiting for you all of my life (ohh) Nobody wants to be lonely So why (why), why don't you let me love you Let me love you...  Nobody wants to be lonely Nobody wants to cry (nobody wants to cry...) My body's longing to hold you (I'm longing to hold you) So bad it hurts inside (so hurt inside) Time is precious and it's slipping away And I've been waiting for you all of my life Nobody wants to be lonely So why (why), why don't you let me love you  Why (why), let me love you Why don't you let me love you Why, love you, let me love you Why (why) -------------------------------------------- ok I'M DONE.
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05-14-2003, 06:34 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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 *dramatic music plays*  Ooh, Harvey, Harvey  Harvey the Wonder Hamster!  He doesn't bite, and he doesn't squeal,  He just runs around in his hamster wheel!  Harvey, Harvey, Harvey the Wonder Ham-ster!  HEY HARVEY! That was weird...Special thanks to Weird Al for writing a song about a hamster. (Yes, that is a real song) [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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05-14-2003, 06:35 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
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I can't see your disco page! All I see is the red X of doom!
 There are places I'll remember All my life  though some have changed  Some forever not for better Some have gone  and some remain  All these places have their moments With lovers and friends  I still can recall  Some are dead and some are living In my life  I've loved them all!(Hey, you should check out that warofthering.net! It's got a lot of good and different pictures) [ May 14, 2003: Message edited by: Oddwen ]
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05-14-2003, 06:46 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
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 But of all these friends and lovers There is no one...uhhh....  compares with you  And these memories lose their meaning When I think of love as something new  Though I know I'll never lose affection For people and things that went before  I KNOW I'LL OFTEN STOP AND THINK ABOUT THEM! IN MYYYYYY LIFE I LOVE YOU MOOOORE!  Though I know I'll never lose affection For people and things that went before I know I'll often stop and think about them In my life I love you more  In my life I love you more I love that song...*sniff* Oh great...now I'm in a weepy mood. *sniff* I love Frodo and Sam! WAHHH!!
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05-14-2003, 06:48 PM
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I haven't been to this forum in a while... what's going on? I'm going to put up a scene soon. The topic is having the characters sing song lyrics, isn't it?
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05-14-2003, 06:54 PM
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Nuinatariel! Thank you so much! I haven't heard that song since I was in Grade Four! Yay Harvey!
And second. I feel sorry for that poor guard with the fins on his helmet. He's always the crazy one.... poor guy. Someone make a song about him that's nice for a change. *sniff sniff tear* [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
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05-14-2003, 07:03 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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If you couldn't see mine it was because I had a problem with the image code. I fixed it though so you should see it now. Once again- http://www.geocities.com/chelseasfil...ofthedisco.htm
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05-14-2003, 07:06 PM
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Behold... the muffin madness continues!
You may recognize this from "Muffinale"  Muffin?  No thank you, I don't like Muffins.  You don't like muffins?!  *singing* How can you not like Muffins? When they're delicate and sweet?  How can you not like muffins? When they're so good to eat?  Muffins come in many different flavors, And in different sizes too. If you think you don't like one, just try a different kind.  Just try another kind.  Just try another kind. -------------------------------------------- TBC...
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05-14-2003, 07:11 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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 Oh! How can you not like muffins?  They never did you no harm.  It's really rude to hate muffins,  When they so like you.  Muffins are quite fond of people.  Why don't you like them too?  Why don't you like them too?  Why don't you like them too?! -------------------------------------------- TBC....
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05-14-2003, 07:16 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
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Yes, it is Kittie. The contest was supposed to have ended the 12th, but I think it can be extended for special circumstances, since everyone was so busy at the party.
I cast my vote for "Secret Agent Man".  Angel voice...  Love charade...  Run away...on and on.  Windowpane...  Longer days... Can't hold you...yet.  Losin' my mind so beautifully, you turn around that's where I'll be.  A million miles into reality it's meant to be, it's meant to be.... One of my favorite songs. Not a fangirl-stalking type, either so you know. I loved Lord of the Disco! Ha ha ha, I couldn't stop laughing! Poor guys....Let's get Elrond! Muuuufinaaaleeeeee....I liked that "Feed Me!" You guys will have me laughing all night again! [ May 14, 2003: Message edited by: Oddwen ]
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05-14-2003, 07:33 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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 So please have another muffin,  Give it a nice big bite!  You'll find that we are right! They're out of site!  So go alright? Yeah!  Alright.....  Wow! you were right, muffins are great! -------------------------------------------- The end! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ May 14, 2003: Message edited by: ElenCala Isil ]
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05-14-2003, 07:45 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
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No, now I wanna vote for Muffinale...no wait...what about Help!? Argh! I hate decisions! *sniff*
G'nite, for now...I think I feel more scenes coming... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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05-14-2003, 08:52 PM
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I don't know if I'm doing this right, but whatever... I'll give it a go:
 And so we talked all night about the rest of our lives  Where we're gonna be when we turn 25 I keep thinking times will never change Keep on thinking things will always be the same  But when we leave this year we won't be coming back No more hanging out cause we're on a different track  And if you got something that you need to say You better say it right now cause you don't have another day Cause we're moving on and we can't slow down  These memories are playing like a film without sound And I keep thinking of that night in June I didn't know much of love But it came too soon  And there was me and you  And then we got real cool  Stay at home talking on the telephone with me We'd get so excited, we'd get so scared Laughing at our selves thinking life's not fair To be continued...
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05-14-2003, 09:00 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Continued
 And this is how it feels  As we go along We remember All the times we Had together  And as our lives change  From whatever  We will still be Friends Forever
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05-14-2003, 09:12 PM
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[ May 14, 2003: Message edited by: Thorin Oakenshield ]
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05-14-2003, 09:16 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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friends forever!! I love that song and I must say good job Kittiewhirl. Hmmm who to vote for. I dunno because I liked mine just because I like the songs and actually I liked all the songs but I'm having a hard time deciding. I guess I will go with the stop in the name of love a couple pages ago. That was funny [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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05-15-2003, 04:35 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
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Well, I've been trying to make a scene, but stupid Internet Explorer keeps crashing...I'll have to try again tonight. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
I will attempt a small scene, dealing with a random thought that popped into my head last night. Sit you down, and I shall tell you of five fingered Frodo and the power saw of doom...  NOOOOOO!!!!! I WON'T DO IT YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! AAAAAUUUUUGHHHH!!!!!! Um, ok, maybe not.... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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05-15-2003, 04:50 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Oh my god. I think that is what would have happened if Frodo was cought and Sam had taken the ring. Very cruel indeed.
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05-15-2003, 04:54 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
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That's what I am...cruel.
Anyone see the Matrix? I've been hearing mixed reviews so far. And a major spoiler or two, too. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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05-15-2003, 04:56 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Kind of off-topic but not yet. Going saturday.
I vote for the No one wants to be lonely scene. It still makes me laugh hahaha. Eowin clamping on while singing: Time is precious and it's slipping away. You could also place Gollum there. Time is Precioussssssssssss and itssss sssssslipping away fat hobitsesssss! |
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05-15-2003, 09:58 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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*cackles insanely* I loved the disco page! That was highly amusing!
Three cheers for Weird Al Yankovic! Best parody guy in the universe! Great... I'll never listen to the song again the same way, Helka. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Actually, I hardly ever listened to it in the first place, but now I will listen to it more and I won't listen to it the same way again. But... Oh, phah, here's my other doobie that isn't for the contest because only Legolas is singing: (This is "Bubble Gum" by Joe Skruggs)  Now, it wasn't long ago, And you know who you are, Walking in the parking lot Looking for your car!  You were tired of your gum; No trash can was around. You didn't wrap it up, You just threw it on the ground!  And, now I'm going in circles Because of you, you, you! And the sticky bubble gum That you like to chew, chew, chew!  I was the one Who stepped in your gum! And I'm going in circles Because of YOU!  Now, I tried the best I could, But it was sticky bubble gum. And I was getting hot under The blazing summer sun.  Well, I did the only thing That I could think to do. I untied the laces And I left my tennis shoe. And, now I'm hopping to the mall Because of you, you, you! And the sticky bubble gum That you like to chew, chew, chew! Continued....
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05-15-2003, 10:00 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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 Sad, but true I left my tennis shoe. Now I'm hopping to the mall Because of YOU!  Now, some folks never had the chance To step in bubble gum. And I'm sure when they throw it down They think it won't hurt anyone.  But all you need to do Is take a look at me. And if you're in a parking lot This is what you'll see Because,  I'm tiptoeing to the mall Because of you, you, you! And the sticky bubble gum That you like to chew, chew, chew!  When no trash can is around, Oh, please don't throw it down. Put it in your pocket, In your hair. Anywhere but on the ground! Because, I can't afford another shoe!
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05-15-2003, 10:04 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Minyataurien, that was brilliant! Too bad you weren't here for our whole disco craze. You would have fit right in.
I think I know a certain Saucepan Man who watches Monty Python....but I won't say who. (whistles) okay...let me try my own scene. Here's an old one. Eurythmics: Here Comes the Rain Again.  Here comes the rain again Falling on my head like a memory Falling on my head like a new emotion  I want to walk in the open wind  I want to talk like lovers do  Want to dive into your ocean Is it raining with you  (So, Baby) Talk to me like lovers do Walk with me like lovers do Talk to me like lovers do  Here comes the rain again Raining in my head like a tragedy Telling me apart like a new emotion  I want to breathe in the open wind I want to kiss like lovers do Want to dive into your ocean Is it raining with you (So, Baby) Talk to me like lovers do Walk with me like lovers do Talk to me like lovers do...
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05-15-2003, 10:49 AM
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AI!!!!! WHERE HAVE I BEEN ALL THESE MONTHS???? This thread has killed me approxamately 10,000,000 times [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] BOROMIR THE DISCO KING!!! MUFFIN OF DOOM!!! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *dead again*
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05-15-2003, 11:41 AM
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muffina le was by far the best. i watched all the muffinfilms, theyre so strange and happy! my vote goes to muffinaaaale! if you havent seen it, WATCH IT NOW.
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05-15-2003, 03:53 PM
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Haunting Spirit
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 I didn't want to be the king of Gondor, you know. I wanted to be...  ...A lumberjack!  Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty river of British Columbia! The giant redwood, the pine, the larch! (sorry if I got that wrong)  With my best girl at my side, we'd sing, sing, SING!  Ooh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...
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05-15-2003, 04:02 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Nuinatariel and Minyataurien-
HAHAHAHA! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ~Menelien
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05-15-2003, 06:49 PM
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[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Minyataurien, that is excellent! Frodo looks like he's Walking the Egyptian (now there's an idea ... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] )
Hehe. That one occurred to me too, Nuinatariel. I hope that you're going to continue it. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Edit: Great that there are so many Beatles fans on the Downs. Lovers of Tolkien and the Beatles - what impeccable taste. [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] [ May 15, 2003: Message edited by: The Saucepan Man ]
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05-15-2003, 06:52 PM
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LMAO smells like muffins LLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLL [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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05-15-2003, 06:55 PM
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[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Long live the muffins! oh and Harvey too! lol
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05-15-2003, 06:59 PM
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Alright, now that I've chosen the worst and stupidest song possible... I think [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
 She's into superstitions black cats and voodoo dolls.  I feel a premonition that girl's gonna make me fall.  She's into new sensations new kicks in the candle light.  She's got a new addiction for every day and night. (Skipping a few lines)  Upside, inside out she's livin la vida loca... Okay, no. This song is too bad to defile the pictures of Lord of the Rings with. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] ~Menelien
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05-15-2003, 07:01 PM
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[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] lol very interesting.. and you are right, that must be one of the worst songs out there, if not the worst!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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refering only to the song that is, not the scene.. the scene was very humorous! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Quote:
Menelien: The Barrow Downs picture for "She's got a new addiction for every day and night." made me laugh sooooo hard! So far I'd have to cast my vote for Muffinale. Is there a new deadline set??
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 The curtain opens as Legolas just having finished his bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success Legolas cries out “O, where is my hair brush. O, where is my hair brush. O where O where, O where O where, O where O where, O where O where, O WHEEEEERE! Is my hairbrush.  Having heard his cry Gandalf enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Legolas in a towel. Gandalf regains his composure and reports, “I think I saw a hair brush back there!”  Legolas: Back there is my hairbrush, back there is my hairbrush, back there back there, O where, back there, O where O where, back there back there, BACK THEEEEERE! Is my hairbrush.  Having heard his joyous proclamation Sam Gamgee enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Legolas in a towel. Sam regains his composure and comments, “Why d’you need a hairbrush you never need to brush your hair!”  Legolas is taken aback the thought had never occurred to him. No need to brush his hair, what would this mean! What would become of him? What would become of his hairbrush!  Legolas wonders “No need for my hair brush, No need for my hairbrush. No hair No hair, No where No hair, No hair No hair, No hair Back there, NO HaAaAaIR! Needs my hairbrush.  Having heard his wonderings Gimli the Dwarf enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Legolas in a towel, TBC
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05-16-2003, 12:35 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Lost but Found
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Gimli regains his composure and confesses “Legolas that old hairbrush of your’s, well, you never use it, you don’t really need it, so, well, I’m sorry, I didn’t know, but I gave it to the hobbit cause he’s got tangles.”
  Feeling a deep sense of loss Legolas stumbles back and laments. “Not fair O my hairbrush, Not fair my poor hairbrush, Not fair Not fair, No hair Not fair, No where No hair, Not fair Not fair, NOT FAIR! My little hairbrush.  Having heard his lament the hobbit enters the scene, himself in a towel. Both Legolas and the hobbit are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of... each other. But recognizing Legolas’s generosity the hobbit is thankful, “Thanks for the hairbrush”.  Yes, good has been done here the hobbit exits the scene,  Legolas smiles but still feeling a emotional attachment for the hairbrush calls out, “Take care of my hairbrush, take care O my hairbrush, take care take care, Don’t dare not care, take care to share, not fair take care, TAKE CARE! Of my hairbrush. THE END
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Though here at journeys end I lie in dakness buried deep, beyond all towers strong and high beyond all mountains steep, above all shadows rides the Sun and Stars forever dwell:I will not say the Day is done nor bid the Stars farewell! |
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05-16-2003, 01:53 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Amid the hills and dales of the Shire... or not.
Posts: 579
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Larry=Legolas??????
*can't breathe because she's laughing so hard* VeggieTales and LotR. Heaven help us. |
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05-16-2003, 05:34 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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I never thought of that! Rotfl! O wheeeeeeere is my hairbrush?
What about..."I love my lips?" (Or eyes, or nose, however that may be...) I hope I can stop laughing enough to finish this scene, wahahaha! *wipes tears from her eyes*  Frodo, my lad! Welcome to Rivendell! I was just looking over my things.  Hello, Uncle Bilbo! What kind of things were those? Oh, pictures, old toys, things from your youth. You sure were cute as a child!  (Thinks: Why do I not have a good feeling about this?)  Why, look what I found here! Your first diaper!  I wore...mithril diapers???!? !!!??  Why not? Nothing but the best for my favorite nephew, you know!  Ohhhhh nooooooo......... TBC....hey wow cool...there's an abbreviation!
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