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05-22-2003, 10:35 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
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What is the cause of the Hobbit crisis?
 Why have old Hobbits who used to get along become crotchety old geezers?  Why have decent Hobbit lasses taken to stripping?  Why have Hobbits who like to be clean and warm taken to wading through the Midge Water Marshes?  And finally, why have nice Hobbit lads taken to forming gangs and fighting in the streets? Well, I'll tell you why! It's all because of....  The Muffin of DOOOOOOM! Thats what happens when someone bakes those evil muffins. When someone spreads them around, and all partake of the delicious evilness. Unknowing, unwitting fools they are. They have fallen into the trap. The carefully laid plans of muffins and men. The fall of the Shire is imminent. Lets all have a moment of silence to pray for the rescue of the innocent little Hobbits. ........................ Thank you. [ May 22, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]
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