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Strange hobbies the fellowship may have....
This board came to me as I'm sitting at home, off schoo, with a really bad cold, reading member profiles...soem have the strangest hobbies..like collecting stuffed frogs...so I was wondering, what stupid hobbies would the people of Middle Earth have?
Sauron: A passion for artwork? Saruman: A secret Scrabble lover? I'm sure you guys can think of far better ones...
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01-13-2003, 08:14 AM
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Aha, got some more....
Gandalf: Studying "magic" tricks? Samwise: Collecting Frodo's toenail clippings (ew...)? Elrond: Tap dancing? (Whoa, mental image...) Arwen: Breeding gerbils? (Especially for you Nicolie...) Come on people. I need more laughs!
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01-13-2003, 08:20 AM
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This sounds amusing; luckily it's not that difficult to come up with ideas for something like this. For example:
Gimli: Gardening. (Like you couldn't see that one.) Legolas: Paintball. Gollum: Writing epic and grammatically correct poetry. I could go on, but that's enough for now. 'Sides, I gotta leave some ideas for the rest of ya. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [ January 13, 2003: Message edited by: Nimrothiel ]
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01-13-2003, 08:23 AM
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hey, those are good, thanks! Why havent you replied yet Sam? (Just so you people know, Sam is purpleandfluffychainsaw, and we go to the same school...)
Heres a few more.... Merry and Pip: Forming their own rap band (Scary...) Smaug: Organising charity events... Uruk hai: Hairdressing... Aragorn: I swear, he is a secret chess player... Boromir: Yodelling (dont ask where i got that one...) Keep em coming you guys!
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01-13-2003, 08:24 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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I can't resist!
Elrond: Modeling women's clothing. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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01-13-2003, 08:27 AM
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Wight
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Scary...omg....
Elrond: Modeling womens clothing WHILST tap dancing? **runs away screaming** My dad actually used to know Hugo Weaving....any of you seen Priscilla, Queen of the Desert? PINK MINI SKIRT!
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01-13-2003, 08:32 AM
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Okay, I'm starting to get really twisted ideas. What if we posted hobbies from their childhood...?
Denethor: Playing with matches, setting models of people on fire. Boromir: Collecting shiny, circular objects. Elrond: Playing dress-up. (Note the "dress" part.) Eowyn: Playing dress up with her daddy's armor. Saruman: Playing make-believe games in which he becomes the supreme ruler of ME. Wow, I'm starting to scare myself. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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01-13-2003, 08:42 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Continuing with that disturbing idea:
Pippin: Reading. (Actual literary works, not comic books.) Sam: Boating. Hmmm, perhaps they suffered some trauma whilst persuing these pastimes. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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01-13-2003, 02:20 PM
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Legolas is such a knitter, he hides his knitting needles in his quiver [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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01-13-2003, 02:51 PM
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Ok guys I got a couple for you.Elond tapping was funny,Elrond in a dress tapping was hysterical.
Uruk hai: dressing up as littel girls,see inside there really vary tiny girls.Hence the agressive behavior. Legolas:Bad competive loung singer.Hows that for a mental image. Merri and Pippen:helping out in a choclate facory.Where they sing oompa loompa oompady doo. Aragon:Squirrel farming.Becuse he can. [ January 13, 2003: Message edited by: Eruantalon ] |
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01-13-2003, 03:26 PM
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Gimli as a child: Taking small orc dolls and chopping their heads off then counting them.
Galadriel: Practicing her telepathy. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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01-13-2003, 03:28 PM
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Sam, Frodo, Merry, Pippin- Barbershop Quartet
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01-14-2003, 07:30 AM
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Wight
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Hilarious guys! Specially the childhood stuff....hmm....how about.....
Legolas: Practicing his aim by firing a catapult at unsuspecting halflings Gimli: Running a veggie restaraunt Frodo: Watching loads of tv, thats why his eyes are so freaky Merry:Thinking intellegent thoughts Pippin: THINKING... Well thast enough for now...keep em coming...
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01-14-2003, 07:35 AM
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Quote:
Hmm... Strange hobbits - I mean Hobbies Err... how about: The Nazgul: Hula dancing Elrond: Breeding bunnies Arwen: Doning dirty bets with her mates Frodo: getting drunk and nancing on tables Sorry if some are repeated but I can't be bothered to read the stuff people have already sent in... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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01-14-2003, 07:38 AM
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Hula Dancing!!! BUNNIES!!! Sam, dont do that....
Omg...I just got an idea for a new board...be right back...
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01-14-2003, 03:32 PM
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Galadriel: Ice Fishing in her mirror
Gimli:trying to overcome his vegitarianism Cirdan: betting on horse races Sauron: growing flowers and having funerals for each orc that died of old age. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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01-14-2003, 03:45 PM
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Merry and Pippin- breeding komodo dragons (the red ones!)
Sauron- kindergarten teacher [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Elrond- salesperson at lingerie store [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Freaky
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01-14-2003, 05:24 PM
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I am going to pee myself soon if this keeps up.Hula dancing [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] that was close.
Treebeard:Mosh pitting with a METALLICA shirt. Sauron: Dutch wooden clog dancing. Eowyn:Band camp. Gimli:Playing bass in a Judist Priest cover band. [ January 14, 2003: Message edited by: Eruantalon ] [ January 14, 2003: Message edited by: Eruantalon ] |
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01-14-2003, 06:24 PM
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hmm...heres a few...
Pippin: going to A.A. (for those of you who dont know: My name is Pippin and I am an alcoholic.) Sam: taking cooking classes (so thats why hes such a good cook!) Aragorn: watching Bambi and crying when his mother dies hm, that all [img]null[/img]
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01-14-2003, 06:40 PM
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I swear that Legolas would have been an avid gardener...
Saruman would be a war game freak: control masses of soldiers... Hmmm: Sauron the "Sims Online" freak...? Gimli: the wine expert...haha: that would be great...
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01-15-2003, 07:50 AM
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ENTS MOSH PIT!!! **hits the floor laughing** Damn, you guys are good!!! If I can over come my tears of laughter....
Celeborn: Writing trashy novels (well he never seems to do anything does he?)And Nicola says eating potato salad....er...yeah Nic...... Legolas: Part time DJ on Mirkwood Radio (Can you not just see that?) Aragorn: Swimming Galas....well he never washes, maybe he had a traumatic experience with water?
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01-16-2003, 09:51 AM
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LMAO! Oh man, this is sick and twisted, but when I read Eowyn at band camp I thought of:
"This one time, at band camp..." Celeborn: Throwing darts at a picture of Elrond (or Galadriel). [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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01-16-2003, 10:56 AM
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these prolly aren't funny but....
Treebeard- breakdancing Sauron- collecting butterflies Sauruman- making friendship bracelets Aragorn- gymnastics sorry if these arent funny but i really tried!
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01-17-2003, 02:55 PM
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OK my turn...
Aragorn: H.P.A.(hydrophobics anon.) Sauron: In his spare time this fearsome creature supports Greenpeace and joins the "save the trees" club
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01-17-2003, 02:56 PM
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OK my turn...
Aragorn: H.P.A.(hydrophobics anon.) Sauron: In his spare time this fearsome creature supports Greenpeace and joins the "save the trees" club HAHA...those are so lame!!!
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01-18-2003, 02:45 AM
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Hobbies for LOTR characters?
Balrog: Gourmet cooking Frodo: Reads Celeborn's trashy novels Eomer: Needlepoint Elrond: Home Beer-brewing Gimli: Interpretive dance Boromir: Welding [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] First Nazgul: Bird-watching Faramir: Powerboat racing Eowyn: Needlepoint (w/Eomer)
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01-18-2003, 09:20 AM
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Arwen: Polecat breeder
Pippin:Lover of the ME version of "bargain hunt" Aragorn:Manicurist Boromir:Part time fashion major his speciallity - Dinner plate like shields
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01-24-2003, 04:12 PM
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Heheheh, those are really funny...
Saruman - actor in a soap opera Legolas - one of those costumed people at Disneyland!! Elrond - (as a child) Pretending to be Indiana Jones Gollum - the real James Bond Aragorn - a clown in a circus Boromir - a viking!! (Boromir always reminded me of a viking for some reason....) Legolas - a prima ballerina (tights and all)
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01-24-2003, 11:15 PM
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Well, since I'm listening to the soundtrack for The Phantom of the Opera, just imagine an orc as the phantom and Arwen as Christine and Aragorn as Raoul, for those who have seen it or read it. So I suppose their hobby would be acting and singing opera. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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01-25-2003, 07:42 AM
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aragorn: Shoe Shiner
Boromir: Crash Test Dummy Frodo: Jewelry seller Sam: Farmer Pippin: Food tester for Aragorn Merry: Court Jester Legolas: DownHill Ski Champian. Gimli: LumberJack Gandalf: Freefall Parachuter |
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01-25-2003, 09:42 PM
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lol...
Legolas: Sampler of the latest Yves Saint Larent purfumes. Aragorn: Gossip coulmnist Boromir: Morge attendant Gimli: Medical student...yeah..right,. Elrond: Ice skater ok... that was not really funny, but still...
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01-25-2003, 10:18 PM
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Aragorn the gossip coulimnist???? AAAH SCARY!!!!!
That was really funny!!!! Frodo: Fry cook at McDonalds
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01-25-2003, 10:28 PM
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Legolas: Disco king of Middle Earth...that thought will haunt my mind for a few days [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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01-26-2003, 06:02 PM
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Arwen: making Eowyn voodoo dolls
Aragorn: writing sappy poetry to Arwen and forbidden love poetry to Eowyn. Gandalf: waxing his staff (you think high sheen comes easily) Elrond: shining his head piece to "she works hard for her money . . . " Legolas: spreding clear nailpolish on his tights and mending his clothes Gimli: stilt walking Frodo: looking angsty in a mirror (that doesn't come naturally you know) Aragorn: keeping count of days he wasn't the king Sam: tending the weed patch behind his garden Merry and Pippin: stealing from Sam's weed patch behind his garden Your pal, Skip [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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01-26-2003, 07:57 PM
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Frodo- dying easter eggs all year long while humming freakish tunes to himself
Sam- trying to breed rabbits with pipe weed in his garden Merry- sticking "kick me" signs on Pippin's back and subsequently following the instructions on the signs Pippin- trying to avoid the above Gandalf- putting people who don't like each other on quests together and then laughing Bilbo- flaunting his lack of aging around Hobbiton wearing high heels and a scant dress Aragorn- weaving things with grass all day Elrond- see "Bilbo" Arwen- writing sappy poems about Aragorn that when read backwards spell death threats to Eowyn Boromir- singing in the "Pugilist's Choir of Minas Tirith" Legolas- brushing his hair ("Nine-hundred ninety-nine... one thousand!) Gimli- practicing ballroom dancing with his axe as a partner Galadriel- a secret obsession with eating fluffernutters Celeborn- shares in that secret obsession Eomer- braiding all the horses tails then blaming Eowyn Eowyn- pokes Aragorn's voodoo doll with her sword every time he kisses Arwen Theoden- watching The Weather Channel Treebeard- yoga Saruman- yarn dolls Faramir- collecting hammocks Denethor- matches Gollum- gluing fish scales together into beautiful mothers day cards Sauron- looking at bugs NOt funny, eh? oh well
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01-26-2003, 08:26 PM
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The second I accessed this thread, a mental image came to mind . . .
The fellowship, tired from the days long journey on the Anduin, is grouped about the flickering campfire. Boromir sits opposite Frodo, glancing at him occasionally, and rubbing his hands together nervously. Frodo sits listlessy, staring into the fire, the Ring weighing heavily on his mind. Sam shakes his head, and continues fixing Mr. Frodo's special dinner. He glances over at Boromir, and notices him watching Mr. Frodo."I'm going to keep an eye on him, just in case." he thinks to himself. Pippin and Merry sit together, tyring to see who can drink the most beer without breathing. Aragorn keeps a watchful eye on the river, looking for a log with pale golden eyes. Legolas stands, gazing at the moon, and singing softly in Silvan. Gimli sits close to the light of the fire, his brow furled in concentration . . . "Knit one, pearl two, knit one pearl two . . ." I think Legolas started him on it.
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01-27-2003, 01:32 PM
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I love the idea of Celeborn writing novels in his spare time - because Galadriel won't let him do anything important, he writes trashy romantic fiction under a pen name.
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01-27-2003, 02:52 PM
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These are hilarious! Okay, I'll try one...
Boromir: Stealing trinkets (especially rings) off girls. It's pretty lame, but never mind... ~ Elentari
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01-27-2003, 04:01 PM
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Frodo:Learning hobbit yoga when he thinks no one is around
Merry and Pippin:Laughing histerically while watching Frodo attempt to do yoga (of course Frodo falls every 5 seconds) Sam:sneaking into the Gaffer's home brew and singing to the cows Gimli:flower arrangement Legolas:making a shrine of Arwen while shooting arrows and pictures of Aragorn and using voodoo dolls.
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01-30-2003, 05:41 PM
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Frodo: Home shopping network
Sam: Riding Bill the Pony naked (shudder. MY EYES!!) Merry: Growing Pipeweed Pippin: Drinking Gandalf: Bungee jumping Boromir: Pawn shops Aragorn: Imaginary Friends (Why hello Mr Suggles!) Legolas:Interperetive Dance Gimli: Quilting Galadreil: Plying with her mirror Celeborn: Writing Crappy poetry Arwen: Drowning voodoo dolls of Eowyn Eowyn: Burning voodoo dolls of Arwen Elrond: Legolas' Dance partener
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