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07-05-2003, 01:30 AM
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Wight
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hanging on a sheer cliff with Maedhros
Posts: 113
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Continuing...
Aragorn: No baby, don't! I LOVE you!!! Rita: Yeah, gurl!! Yo' worth better than Grease-ball there!!! Merry: Ladies and gentlemen!! You've never heard this before!!! Arwen is actually cheating on Aragorn! And here's the man - elf - to prove it!! Put yo' hands together for....Legolas Thranduilion!!! Audience: YAY!!!!!! *Standing ovations, chicks screaming* Merry: So, Legolas. You say Arwen's been cheating on Aragorn. Legolas: Yeah! A few months back in Lothlorien, I saw HER *points at Arwen* and Haldir. Together! Southern guy: WHORE!!! *Gets dragged off by two bouncer Uruks* Arwen: That is SO not true! We were just walking! Audience: YEAH RIGHT! Merry: And now, the elf responsible: Haldir of Lothlorien! Tbc
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