101 Things Barrow-Downers Would Never Post

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Wait, Squatter and Lush are getting married?

Did I say that? Did Lush? Wipe the rabid foam from your lips and think again. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

We could have an online wedding! And all wear pretty dresses and carry flowers.

You're mad; quite mad. I'd see what Lush's German beau has to say about that before you get too excited.

O scriptural one: Viggo Mortenson has NOTHING on me (not that he can prove, anyway); and if you catch me wearing eyeliner then you're quite welcome to shoot me on the spot.

...oh, and Squatter, you're the best soccer player in your town, right?? Right!

No; I'm the worst there ever was. That's me out of the running, then. "Ah what it is to be all alone/ To live forgotten and die forlorn". [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Looks as though you were right, Lush, old thing: these lunatics would tear me to shreds if I said any such thing.