101 Things Barrow-Downers Would Never Post

[Cimmerian]

Birdland - Hm, I think I'll take a rest today from making fun of teenagers, who so desperately try to match their addled wits with well settled, graying Tolkien elitists like me and my equally boring friends. And I think I’ll not make fun of sweet thirteen years olds who try so hard to meet my high and mighty standards as well.

Child of 7th Age – My dear, dear friends… when I start typing I loose control and tend to ramble on. But can you blame me if I do? I am just a simple hobbit; hardly as tall or skilled as some of you… all I can do is speak my mind. Please bear with me and read all that I write, since you people have nothing else to do.

Bethberry - Oh Pshaw! Today I will take a break from showing off to these teenagers of how well resourced and informed I am about Tolkien and his writings. Those kids can die trying, but never quite get to my state of elevated pompousity.

Gandalf_the_Grey - I guess I'll not use these asterisks anymore, since I don't really know why I do... how about obelisks instead. Oh yeah, I have had it with playing an established character confined to his set rules and characteristics. Let me try creating a new character and fit him in within the bounds of the Tolkien universe. Hmmm.

Poisenniel – Get on with the game, and to hell with what you guys previously posted. Why can’t we all be spontaneous like Cimmerian?

Barrow Wight – Cimmerian, great to have you back out of your side of the fence. Here take my sword.

Cimmerian – I don’t really mean anything by these comments; it’s just some fun. If you’re offended, you must be very insecure about your place here. After all you people are so much better versed in it, and we kids can just try. Ah, kids today. We really need to be put in our place.

Elenna – Why did I take this job?