101 Things Barrow-Downers Would Never Post

[Lush]

No one has ever done me in all 11 pages of this thread.

No wonder you never look tired.

I should sue.

Hire Mithadan, then. I hear he gives discounts to his...best girls.

Actually, that sounded more like a comment Lush might make, Diamond . . .

Moi? I resent such wicked type-casting.

Sincerely Enraged, Xenophobic, and Young,
Lush.

....Lest I forget:

Diamond: "Double entendre? Is that, like, a new kind of gum?"

Legolas: "Thanks, but no thanks. I've no time for a Tolkien forum. Have to make room for beer and fishin'. Hope ye understand."