101 Things Barrow-Downers Would Never Post

[Diamond18]

No wonder you never look tired.

It's because I'm a Supremely Energetic Xenophile, Interested in Extensive Resting.

Hire Mithadan, then. I hear he gives discounts to his...best girls.

Naughty. Naughty, naughty, naughty. That's all I can think of to say...

To rebound from that display of sputtering speechlessness:

The Saucepan Man: "Children's books? You have got to be kidding me."

Lush: "I would never insinuate anything about a mod, much less an admin!"

Beren87: "I have a new idea for a Quiz: it's where you don't take turns asking/answering, you just throw whatever you can think of out there as fast as you can. A spam race, if you will. It'll be fun!"