101 Things Barrow-Downers Would Never Post

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

the phantom:

Sophia- I HATE Radiohead!! Their music sucks!

Alaklondewen:

Sophia-Hobbits are such fascinating creatures, in fact, I am currently applying Rogaine to my feet, so I can not only read about them, but I can be one in real life. Hobbits...quite fantastic creatures.

The anti-me begins to take a more definite shape.

Legolas- Must we be so picky about details? Nobody cares about the difference between Istar (sing.) and Istari (pl.) anyway...

the real findorfin (an RPG post)- Fin huddled in the corner, terrified of all the beautiful women. He didn't know how some elves could dare talk to them.

The Saucepan Man- *glancing up from a very large vodka* Yes, I remember... some... of that party. Spent most of it passed out in a corner, but really, invigorating experience.