If one of the hobbits came to your door what would you do?

[VanimaEdhel]

The Script:

Knock knock!
Rachel goes and opens the door, and sees a hobbit there.
Rachel: *Jaw drops, and she stands there, dumbfounded for a few seconds, then manages to say a bit* Uh-uh...y-y-you're...are y-y-you...? Are you?
Hobbit: Yes?
Rachel: Y-y-you are a hobbit!
Hobbit: Yes...can I come in?
Rachel: *Finally recovers.* Oh...okay would you like to come in? Tea? Muffins? Cheese? You know, I knew that you guys had to exist!
Rachel shows the hobbit in and they have some tea and food, and Rachel makes the Hobbit tell Rachel all about Shire news. After they are all done and Rachel has cleared the table...
Rachel: So...if one were to, say, want to come to the Shire, how would one get there?
If the hobbit could tell her, he would, and she would, when she was old enough to drive, go to a barn, get a horse (I ride), and ride to the Shire, and visit everyone. Then, maybe I'll wander over to Lorien and Mirkwood and Rivendell. Then, maybe I'd try to sail over the sea to find everyone that went!
THE END

[ July 24, 2002: Message edited by: VanimaEdhel ]