Middle Earth Song Rewrites #2

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Heh- Disney songs are fun to spoof. Here's Robin Hood's Phoney King of England, redone, of course:

Oh the world will sing of an evil King
A thousand years from now
And not because he killed good guys
Or had an eye without a brow
While bonny good King Aragorn
Is on his noble quest
We'll all have to slave away
'Cuz Sauron thinks he's best!

Incredible as he is unkept
Whenever the history books are kept
They'll call him the evil king of Mordor
A pox on the evil king of Mordor!

He sits alone on a giant throne
Pretendin' he's the king
A little tyke who's rather like
Melkor's puppet on a string
And he throws an angry tantrum
if he cannot have his way
And then he calls for rum
While he's suckin' his thumb
You see, he doesn't want to play

Too late to be known as Dark Lord the First
He's sure to be known as non-valar the worst
A pox on that evil king of Mordor!

While he taxes us to pieces
And he robs us of our heads
He sends his Nazgul 'round the world
Filling good people with dread
Ah! But while there is a single Man,
Hobbit, Dwarf, Elf, or Ent
We'll find a way to make him pay
And win our freedom back

The minute before he knows we're here
Ol' Frodo'll ruin his Ring of Fear
The sleazy and uneasy king of Mordor!
The snivellin' grovellin'
Measly weasely
Blabberin' jabberin'
Gibberin' jabberin'
Blunderin' plunderin'
Wheelin' dealin'
Sauron, that evil king of Mordor!
Yeah!