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Old 07-22-2003, 02:00 PM   #11
Feared Half-Elf
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*In Helm's Deep, Legolas is busy firing arrows, Gimli is fighting next to him. Suddenly Legolas can't get an arrow out of his quiver.*

Legolas: Gimli?
Gimli: Yes?
Legolas: What exactly did you do with that bubblegum I gave you last night?
Gimli: Hehehehe.
Legolas: You didn't!?
Gimli: I did!
Legolas: I told you not to give it to Aragorn, no wonder he was dancing around in his pink fairy costume singing 'I'm a Little Teapot'!
Gimli: *Buries head in hands* (mutters)Why did I get stuck with the thick elf.
(to Legolas) I STUCK YOUR ARROW IN YOUR QUIVER!!!!
Legolas: *holding arrow in front of him with bubblegum stuck to the end, bewildered look on his face) Gimli? Are you sure you gave that bubblegum to Aragorn?
Gimli: I give up! *Walks out of picture in a huff*

I'm tired...
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