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Old 10-10-2003, 12:16 PM   #1
Feared Half-Elf
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Feared Half-Elf has just left Hobbiton.
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Lily, I don't want to hear anything about the Grima incident again. It has turned distinctly sick!

Yes you can call me Half-Elfie, but only if you have to...

Here's one my brother made up...
At Helm's Deep:

*Legolas is on the walls. Suddenly, an arrow sticks to the string and refuses to be shot*
Legolas: Blasted...thing...won't...shoot!
PJ: What's the matter?
Gimli: *Creeping away with superglue* Hehehehehehehehehe!

*Arwen is walking away from Rivendell, turns, looks back, tries to keep on walking and falls flat on her face*
Arwen: This dress was expensive! It was dry-clean only and now it's covered in mud! DADDY!!!!!
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