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11-18-2003, 01:30 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn.
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Where Legolas is about to throw the rope down to Aragorn and Gimli form atop the battlements of Helms Deep.
(Instead spreads his arms wide) Legolas: I am a golden guy! Aragorn: What? Legolas: I dig music!... And im on drugs! **uruk hai cheer!** Legolas jumps into the crowd of urks and is killed. Aragorn: Looney.! (ok i watched almost famous yesterday, and that part is really funny.) Aragron fighting Lhurtz Aragron: Let me pass, as King of Gondor! Lhurtz: I move for no man! Aragorn: SO be it... Aragron severs lHURTZ'S ARM.. Lhurtz: Tis just a scratch. Aragorn: A scratch, your arm's off! Lhurtz: No it isnt. Aragorn: (points ot arm on the ground) Whats that then? L: Ive had worse. A: Youre a liar L: come on you pansy! Aragorn cuts off Lhurtz' other arm. Your other arm's off! L: What! just a flesh wound! Aragron chops his leg off... L: ill do you for that! A: youll what? L: come here! A: What are you going to do?? Bleed on me? L: I am invincible! A: Your a looney... L: Lhurtz always triumphs. Have at you! Aragorn takes his last remaining leg off. L: Allright, we'll call it a draw. (The HOly Grail.. couldnt resist.. someone's probably already been there thought...)
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