Epitahs

[Elróthiel]

Heehee! Something one of my friends told me could be my epitaph!
Here Lies Elróthiel, the Elven Goddess of Hilariosity and Laughter.

Apparantly the cause of people finding out that gravity DOES exist when reading One Way of Embarrassing LotR Characters.

I like that!
Oh! Saruman's would be:

The Xerox of Joseph, for he too wore a Coat of Many Colors.

Also.
Mandos's (if he ever found himself wandering in his own Halls):
I knew I should have put a safe bar on my own immortality! Damn "Off" button!

(OK, that sucked, but it sounded funny at the time, I swear!)

Gimli's
Now I KNOW why they don't allow Dwarves in Valinor!

Sauron's
Oy! Gollum! Gimme back my Ring! I made that! NO! DON'T EAT IT!!!!

The Ring's:
So NOW he tells me I can be destroyed! I would have sprouted legs if he'd told me before! Stupid Sauron!

Sorry! I can't help putting so many! Its addicting!
Namarié!
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