New Movie Script - Page 5 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Meela · 12-26-2004, 10:12 AM

I was waiting until the Denethor scenes turned up, so I'm happy to have a go. I'll see what I can dig up, but I'll leave it open for anyone else.

Boromir88 · 12-28-2004, 01:23 PM

9:15 am- 9:35 am: Treebeard: Welcome to the Entmoot.

9:35 am- 10:10 am: Ent: Hi Treebeard.

10:10 am- 11:40 am: Treebeard: Hi Oaky! Glad you could make it.

11:40 am- 12:35 pm: Ent #2: What's on the agenda today?

12:35 pm- 2:30 pm: Treebeard: First is the welcome, which we just did. Then umm breakfast will be served, but it looks like we already missed breakfast so we'll just go to lunch....

2:30 pm- 2:50 pm: Ent #3: Who are they?

oints to hobbits:

2:50 pm- 3:15 pm: Treebeard: They are hobbits.

3:15 pm- 4:20 pm: Ent #3: Hobbits? Never heard of a hobbit before, they look like orcs.

4:20 pm- 5:15 pm: Treebeard: They dig holes, and Gandalf says they aren't orcs.

5:15 pm- 7:00 pm: (all Ents say they agree)

Oddwen · 01-02-2005, 09:42 PM

Okay Menel, we'll dump boiling oil on you FOR posting. Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa-ahem ahem *cough*

Anyway. This shouldn't mess with Meela's post, if she decides she wants to do honor to her Denny-Poo in this here thread.

_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_
*Scene: The White Highly-Accentuated-With-Black-Accesories City, more namely the Citadel of the Steward. Gandalf and Pippin approach the throne of the King*

Gandalf: The hospitality of your halls has sommat lessened of late, Denethor Steward!

Denny: Why...should I welcome you...Gandalf Stormcrow?

Imrahil: A just question, my leige. Late is the hour when the Grey Wanderer...

Gandalf: Wait a minute...this is all familiar...too familiar. Begone, foul Dwimmerlaik! Or Gandalf will not slay thee in thy turn! He will get you in a half-nelson and give you noogies until your brain lies open to the lidless eye...

Pippin: Eew!

Gandalf: ...and then he will get some termite larvae and...

Pippin: Gandalf, please, enough!

Gandy: Very well. How long has it been since Sauron bought you? What was the promised price? That you would pick your share of the treasure, and take the woman you desire?

Imrahil: What woman? We only have women in the first two circles of the city, in case we're attacked and don't want to risk expensive armor.

Gandy: Bah! Humbug! Get thee gone!

*And Imrahil fled the hall, and was never seen in Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings again*

Gandy: Now, on to business...

_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_

Definitely a wierd post. No question about that.

Oddwen · 05-28-2006, 12:57 PM

Revenge of the Entish Bow: Started 1/08/2003, finished 4/18/2003 = approx. three months, ten days

Reunification of the Entish Bow: Started 7/09/2003, finished 5/11/2006 = approx. two years, ten months, two days

New Movie Script: Started 6/15/2003, still going 5/28/2006 = approx. two years, eleven months, eighteen days

This page of the NMS: 12/18/2004, still going 5/28/2006 = approx. one year, five months, ten days

Ladies and corpses, do we have a record?

Should we start "The Hobbit Script", or would that fall into oblivion worse than this has?

I know not where this should fit exactly, make of it what you will:

)8)8)8)8)8)8)(8(8(8(8(8(8(

Scene: Somewhere on the border of Rohan and Gondor

*Theoden and the army of Rohan gallop onwards, suddenly Theoden holds up his hand to stop*

Theoden: Hold it! Back up a few feet! (The army grumbles and wonders, but does so)

Theoden: Now ride forward a bit! (They do so)

Eomer: What are you doing, my lord?

Theoden: You don't hear that?

Eomer: Uh, what, the army muttering behind your back?

Theoden: No, listen!

*everyone does so*

Theoden: You honestly didn't hear? Back up again! (The army does so)

Theoden: Now forward. (They do so)

Eomer: My lord, time grows short, what are you talking about?

Theoden: You honestly don't hear that? Back up again! (The army does so)

Theoden: Back here, you can hear the Rohan theme, hardic fiddles and what-not, while here (The army moves forward again), it's trumpets and the theme for the White Tree of Gondor!

The Army: *stare*

Theoden: The theme music is switching! That means that we've passed over into the Realm of Gondor! I always loved going across the border when I was younger...used to drive my Dad crazy when I'd back the whole cavalcade up. Now here we go, to battle and a red dawn, ONWARD!

*The William Tell Overture plays, and the army gallops forward muttering to itself angrily*

Howard Shore: That man drives me CRAZY!!

lothlorien · 05-30-2006, 11:37 AM

The men have all stopped for the night to camp as they sit around thinking their deep thoughts Eowyn readies Merry for battle

Eowyn: There you go hobbit you look like any old smelly man of Rohan * while Merry considers whether this is a good thing or not Eowyn hands him his helmet*
Make sure you rest well tonight as I'm afraid my uncles time wasting earlier today at the border has put us behind a bit

Merry: Do I have to wear that thing

Eowyn: What's wrong with it *glances at helmet*

Merry: Well it's just there so ugly

Eowyn: My uncle chose these helmets

Merry: Why couldn't he choose something that wasn't quite so bad *looks at the helmet and sighs*

*Eowyn steers him around and points outside the tent to a random soldier you have to have read make your own crazy scene with pics to get this* It could be much worse you could look like him

Merry: AH NO WHAT IS IT RUN AWAY!!!!!!!

Eowyn: It's the earlier design for the helmets you could be wearing that yourself
*Merry stares in horror at the soldier in the hideous helmet before him*

Merry: This ones fine *puts it on and pulls out his sword almost getting her with it*

Eowyn: I thought that thing wasn't suppose to be sharp

Merry: Who said it wan't sharp

Eowyn: Never mind get to the smithy and have him check it over *they exit the tent Merry starts away looks once at the man in the helmet shudders and keeps walking*

Eomer: You shouldn't encourage him he might follow us which means the other one might come too *he and Gamling both shudder at the thought of Pippin*

Eowyn: You shouldn't make assumptions

Eomer: I'm not I happen to have heard it from a very reliable source that the other one is a painstaking burden

Eowyn: Who has told you this *at that moment Aragorn who is standing nearaby starts away whistling*

Eowyn: Why shouldn't he be allowed to bring his friend with him if he wants to *Eomer stands to face her*

Eomer: Don't joke about such things you know nothing of this friend he could be the ruin of all merry doesn't come *she stands there looking upset*

Eowyn: Well you have ugly messed up hair *Eomer and his men gasp in horror and pull our their mirrors at this as she storms away*

ok someone else feel free to take over you should be up to Aragorns dream about Arwen and Elronds surprise visit

12-26-2004, 10:12 AM	#1
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	I was waiting until the Denethor scenes turned up, so I'm happy to have a go. I'll see what I can dig up, but I'll leave it open for anyone else. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-28-2006, 12:57 PM	#4
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Right, a few stats: Revenge of the Entish Bow: Started 1/08/2003, finished 4/18/2003 = approx. three months, ten days Reunification of the Entish Bow: Started 7/09/2003, finished 5/11/2006 = approx. two years, ten months, two days New Movie Script: Started 6/15/2003, still going 5/28/2006 = approx. two years, eleven months, eighteen days This page* of the NMS: 12/18/2004, still going 5/28/2006 = approx. one year, five months, ten days Ladies and corpses, do we have a record? Should we start "The Hobbit Script", or would that fall into oblivion worse than this has? I know not where this should fit exactly, make of it what you will: )8)8)8)8)8)8)(8(8(8(8(8(8( Scene: Somewhere on the border of Rohan and Gondor Theoden and the army of Rohan gallop onwards, suddenly Theoden holds up his hand to stop* Theoden: Hold it! Back up a few feet! (The army grumbles and wonders, but does so) Theoden: Now ride forward a bit! (They do so) Eomer: What are you doing, my lord? Theoden: You don't hear that? Eomer: Uh, what, the army muttering behind your back? Theoden: No, listen! everyone does so Theoden: You honestly didn't hear? Back up again! (The army does so) Theoden: Now forward. (They do so) Eomer: My lord, time grows short, what are you talking about? Theoden: You honestly don't hear that? Back up again! (The army does so) Theoden: Back here, you can hear the Rohan theme, hardic fiddles and what-not, while here (The army moves forward again), it's trumpets and the theme for the White Tree of Gondor! The Army: stare Theoden: The theme music is switching! That means that we've passed over into the Realm of Gondor! I always loved going across the border when I was younger...used to drive my Dad crazy when I'd back the whole cavalcade up. Now here we go, to battle and a red dawn, ONWARD! The William Tell Overture plays, and the army gallops forward muttering to itself angrily Howard Shore: That man drives me CRAZY!! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 05-28-2006 at 01:01 PM. Reason: Howard WHAT?

05-30-2006, 11:37 AM	#5
lothlorien Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Stalking the fellowship Posts: 38	The men have all stopped for the night to camp as they sit around thinking their deep thoughts Eowyn readies Merry for battle Eowyn: There you go hobbit you look like any old smelly man of Rohan * while Merry considers whether this is a good thing or not Eowyn hands him his helmet* Make sure you rest well tonight as I'm afraid my uncles time wasting earlier today at the border has put us behind a bit Merry: Do I have to wear that thing Eowyn: What's wrong with it glances at helmet Merry: Well it's just there so ugly Eowyn: My uncle chose these helmets Merry: Why couldn't he choose something that wasn't quite so bad looks at the helmet and sighs Eowyn steers him around and points outside the tent to a random soldier you have to have read make your own crazy scene with pics to get this It could be much worse you could look like him Merry: AH NO WHAT IS IT RUN AWAY!!!!!!! Eowyn: It's the earlier design for the helmets you could be wearing that yourself Merry stares in horror at the soldier in the hideous helmet before him Merry: This ones fine puts it on and pulls out his sword almost getting her with it Eowyn: I thought that thing wasn't suppose to be sharp Merry: Who said it wan't sharp Eowyn: Never mind get to the smithy and have him check it over they exit the tent Merry starts away looks once at the man in the helmet shudders and keeps walking Eomer: You shouldn't encourage him he might follow us which means the other one might come too he and Gamling both shudder at the thought of Pippin Eowyn: You shouldn't make assumptions Eomer: I'm not I happen to have heard it from a very reliable source that the other one is a painstaking burden Eowyn: Who has told you this at that moment Aragorn who is standing nearaby starts away whistling Eowyn: Why shouldn't he be allowed to bring his friend with him if he wants to Eomer stands to face her Eomer: Don't joke about such things you know nothing of this friend he could be the ruin of all merry doesn't come she stands there looking upset Eowyn: Well you have ugly messed up hair Eomer and his men gasp in horror and pull our their mirrors at this as she storms away ok someone else feel free to take over you should be up to Aragorns dream about Arwen and Elronds surprise visit Last edited by lothlorien; 05-30-2006 at 11:41 AM.

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01-02-2005, 09:42 PM	#3
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Okay Menel, we'll dump boiling oil on you FOR posting. Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa-ahem ahem cough Anyway. This shouldn't mess with Meela's post, if she decides she wants to do honor to her Denny-Poo in this here thread. _O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_ Scene: The White Highly-Accentuated-With-Black-Accesories City, more namely the Citadel of the Steward. Gandalf and Pippin approach the throne of the King Gandalf: The hospitality of your halls has sommat lessened of late, Denethor Steward! Denny: Why...should I welcome you...Gandalf Stormcrow? Imrahil: A just question, my leige. Late is the hour when the Grey Wanderer... Gandalf: Wait a minute...this is all familiar...too familiar. Begone, foul Dwimmerlaik! Or Gandalf will not slay thee in thy turn! He will get you in a half-nelson and give you noogies until your brain lies open to the lidless eye... Pippin: Eew! Gandalf: ...and then he will get some termite larvae and... Pippin: Gandalf, please, enough! Gandy: Very well. How long has it been since Sauron bought you? What was the promised price? That you would pick your share of the treasure, and take the woman you desire? Imrahil: What woman? We only have women in the first two circles of the city, in case we're attacked and don't want to risk expensive armor. Gandy: Bah! Humbug! Get thee gone! And Imrahil fled the hall, and was never seen in Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings again Gandy: Now, on to business... _O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_ Definitely a wierd post. No question about that. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door