New Movie Script

[Oddwen]

Very...interesting Meela. But you forgot one leedle important thing!

Agent E *the next day, rather hungover*: The company accompanying the Ringbearer shall be nine...the nine loudest people here...ouch.

Pip *loudly*: Where are we going???? Will there be mushrooms??!??

AE: Get him out of here! My poor head...

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Agent E: Well, that's it. We elves have committed the ultimate error and are sending a merry troupe of fools on a fool's errand-I mean the Ringbearer is setting out on his hopeless quest! On him alone is any blame if you fail!

*Fro clears his throat nervously*

AE: Moreover, the rest of you are not going to be forced to go any further than you will!

*The eight look at each other, then at various elf-maidens gathered in the crowd. They saunter caaaaaasually and try to mingle*

AE: Holllllld it!

*the eight freeze*

AE (Barney Fife style): Get back here!

*the eight slink back*

AE: Off with ya already!

*the nine leave. Aragorn looks back at Arwen, who looks as if she's about to cry*

Aragorn: Do not worry, my sweet! Soon we shall be together, and no murky bog will tear us apart!

Arwen: What? Oh, Finduilas, hand me another onion...boy these are good!

Aragorn: *twitch*

Meanwhile, just outside...

Fro: Gandalf, which way? Right or left?

Gandy: Umm, turn in the same direction as Legolas's bad ear.

Leggy: Hey! *sobs*

Gandy: Oops! My bad. *sniggers evilly*


The Crebain etc. scene is next...