New Movie Script

[Meneltarmacil]

SARUMAN: Moria... You fear to go into those mines. The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep.You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad Dum.
*turns page in book*
*page shows an illustration of a Britney Spears concert [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]*
GANDALF: Let the Ringbearer decide.
FRODO: *ulp*
*"Final Jeopardy" music plays*
FRODO: Let's all stay here and freeze to death. And get rid of Bill the Pony while we're at it.
ARAGORN: Hey! That's not in the script!
FRODO(looking at script): OH! Er.. I mean.. We will go through the mines.

(NOTE: Make sure you get the Fellowship to the Bridge of Khazad Dum before July 26 so I won't keep you waiting for the Balrog/Gandalf scene. I won't be able to get online from then until August 1.)

[ July 21, 2003: Message edited by: Meneltarmacil ]