New Movie Script

[Lord of Angmar]

This has been wonderful, everybody! I think I'll take a stab at it. Feel free to... well... not laugh.

The company manages to get everyone out of the sunken boat.

Aragorn: We cross the lake at nightfall, hide
the boats and continue on foot..we
approach Mordor from the North.

Gimli: Oh yes? Oh, yes, just a simple matter of finding our way through Emyn Muil, an
impassable labyrinth of razor sharp
rocks. And after that gets even
bettea: a festering, stinking
marshland, far as the eye can see. AND what about second breakfast????

PJ: Cut, cut. Wrong page, John. You've been stumbling over your lines alot. Let's take a break for today and you can recover your strength

Gimli (John rhys-davies): Recover my-- Recover my STRENGTH? Pay no heed to that, young hobbits!

Legolas: We should leave now!

Aragorn: We must wait for cover of darkness.

Legolas: But orcs see even better in the dark then they do in the light!

Aragorn: mutters "damn insubordinate elf... he'll get whats coming to him"

Legolas: What was that?

Aragorn: What was what?

Legolas walks away, eyeing Aragorn suspiciously.