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Old 08-05-2003, 04:17 PM   #1
Rose Cotton
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: A place worse then Mordor........School!
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Rose Cotton has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

Frodo runs down the mountain untill suddenly he trips and rolls down into a circle of Orcs.

Frodo: AHHHHHHHH!

Orcs: AHHHHHHHHH!

Frodo: AH!

Orcs: AH!

Merry: AH!

Pippin: AH!

Frodo: Merry! Pippin! How will we escape?

Merry: What do you mean? These orcs are my old College buds.

Pippin: Ya, we were just having a drink untill you came in. Want to join us?

Frodo: I'd love to but the script says I have to heroicly go to Mordor on my own.

Pippin: Well that sucks. See you later then.

Frodo continues down to the boats gets in one and starts rowing across the river. Sam who was sleeping in the boat wakes up.

Sam: Huh? Where am I? What's going on?

Frodo: I'm going to Mordor and I guess you're coming with me.

Sam: What! No! *fights Frodo for the paddle and falls out of the boat* Frodo! Help! I'm drowing!

Frodo: Sam! Stand up!

Sam does so an it turns out he was in two inches of water.

Frodo: let's go.
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