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Himaran · 08-14-2003, 06:10 PM

Saruman/Orcs/Dunlendings/Inquisition Spoof

*For weeks, Saruman has tortured the Dunlenders with constant prases from the Spanish Inquisition, Nazi training books and the Viking Culture. Now they will follow his every command.

Saruman: The Horsemen are the enemy!
Dunlendings (Southern Hics): Yahhh Man!
Saruman: Together with my orcs, you will defeat them!
Dunlenders: Yah man, we're From the South!
Saruman: Burn Every Village!
Dunlendings: Hallelulia!
Saruman: Kill Them All!
Dunlendings! Yeah Brother!
Saruman: You will do this now, without complaint!

*The Nazi training takes action.

Dunlenders: Heil Hitler!

*The entire row snaps to attention and the famous salute is held indefinantly. Then suddenly, the Viking instinct takes over.

(Mean Looking Dunlender): Fresh Meat Boys!

Dunlenders! Fresh Meat! Fresh Meat! Fresh Meat! Fresh Meat!

*They run off with the orcs to kill the Horsement.

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08-14-2003, 06:10 PM	#11
Himaran Ash of Orodruin Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thangorodrim Posts: 777	Saruman/Orcs/Dunlendings/Inquisition Spoof For weeks, Saruman has tortured the Dunlenders with constant prases from the Spanish Inquisition, Nazi training books and the Viking Culture. Now they will follow his every command. Saruman: The Horsemen are the enemy! Dunlendings (Southern Hics): Yahhh Man! Saruman: Together with my orcs, you will defeat them! Dunlenders: Yah man, we're From the South! Saruman: Burn Every Village! Dunlendings: Hallelulia! Saruman: Kill Them All! Dunlendings! Yeah Brother! Saruman: You will do this now, without complaint! The Nazi training takes action. Dunlenders: Heil Hitler! The entire row snaps to attention and the famous salute is held indefinantly. Then suddenly, the Viking instinct takes over. (Mean Looking Dunlender): Fresh Meat Boys! Dunlenders! Fresh Meat! Fresh Meat! Fresh Meat! Fresh Meat! They run off with the orcs to kill the Horsement.