Tolkien quotes for every occasion!

[arianrod]

"Rock and pool is nice and cool, so juicy sweeeet. I only wish to catch a fish, so juicy sweeeeet!"

Excellent! I'm so doing that next time I go fishing...

And I thought of another one! One time, I was walking with some of my friends down this pathway that (to me at least) looked alot like the path Frodo & company were on after the "shortcut to mushrooms" line. So for the entire walk, if I thought I heard any sound behind us at all, I would yell "Get off the road! Quick!" and dive into a nearby bush, dragging one or two of them along with me. Yea, they don't go on that many walks with me anymore...