You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

[Duncariel]

When you go around muttering to yourself in a Gollumic manner and call your self "my Precious". Ex: "We don't like nassssty zucchini, do we? Oh no, Precious, we don't."

and brussel sprouts, and cabbage, and carrots, and......

When all of the little boys in you church don't call you by you real name anymore, but by your elvish one. (I have finally accomplished this feat, I'm so excited!)

Since you don't have a horse, you call your riding lawn mower Asfaloth. It's not quite the same feeling to go riding around the yard shouting "noro lim Asfaloth, noro lim!" to a lawn mower, but it'll do for now. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]