You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

[Elennar Starfire]

I've tried to recite the whole movie (FOTR) before, but there are certain parts I get stuck on, even after seeing it fourteen times.

Hey, I've seen it fourteen times too! Cool!

When you get blisters on the bottom of your feet from walking aroud barefoot, like a hobbit, and as soon as they heal you start walking around barefoot again.
(hot streets, owwie!)