Alternative Endings

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Weeeelll, PJ does have a tendency to kill off random elves at inopportune times...

True, true...for all I know, he had Elladan, Elrohir, and Glorfindel killed before the movie began.

By the way, it is a common misconcepion(in here, at least...) that Gollum will jump after the Ring after Frodo throws it in. I tell them that Frodo will jump into Mt. Doom, because he was a geologist, and he wanted to collect lava samples from the only active volcano in Middle Earth.

Now who'd be dumb enough to believe me...

Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
->Elenrod