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Old 11-03-2003, 03:42 PM   #16
Arothir
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: the Realm of Nargothrond beyond Narog
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Arothir has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

Gandalf would be a college professor

Gandalf: Okay class, today we will be discussing the laws of physics.

Boromir: Isn't that kinda like the laws of Gondor?
Gandalf: No Boromir. An object in motion remains in motion unless acted upon by an outside force.
Boromir: Why?
Gandalf: Because it's been proven!
Boromir: Why?
Gandalf: LISTEN YOU LITTLE BRAT! YOU MAY BE THE NEXT STEWARD, BUT IN MY CLASS, THINGS WORK DIFFERENTLY! If you don't shut up, I'll join your dad at the crematorium, and you'll be my first customer.

Fireworks explode right at Boromir. Maybe Gandalf should have been something else...
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