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Cuthalion · 11-22-2003, 09:13 PM

Arwen: An all-expense paid session with a world-renowned oral surgeon to fix that over-bite!

Elrond: His very own copy of "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert".

Aragorn: Hypnotherapy to help him resist those disgustingly heroic urges.

Gimli: A new set of mail without all the weight in the rear.

Legolas: A lifelong membership with IATSI as a stunt-elf.

Frodo: Anyone willing to put up with his whining.

Sam: Frodo...and taters.

Merry: A smarter side-kick

Pippin: A brain

Gandalf: A snow-plough

Boromir: A larger part

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11-22-2003, 09:13 PM	#23
Cuthalion Summoner's Soul Mate Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fighting immigration laws... Posts: 271	Arwen: An all-expense paid session with a world-renowned oral surgeon to fix that over-bite! Elrond: His very own copy of "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert". Aragorn: Hypnotherapy to help him resist those disgustingly heroic urges. Gimli: A new set of mail without all the weight in the rear. Legolas: A lifelong membership with IATSI as a stunt-elf. Frodo: Anyone willing to put up with his whining. Sam: Frodo...and taters. Merry: A smarter side-kick Pippin: A brain Gandalf: A snow-plough Boromir: A larger part