Rewriting Lines

[ElentariGreenleaf]

In Helm's Deep:
Gimli: You'll have to toss me. But DON'T TELL THE ELF.
Legolas: I have a name...
Gimli: Do you think he heard?

*ducks as many tomatoes are thrown* Ok. That sucked. I'll try harder...

Minas Tirith:
Faramir: My Lord, Osiligath is over run.
Denethor: Then why did you take the hobbits there? Oh look, many enemies. Let's just go over to them with the hobbit who carries the ring... You don't even take them there in the book!


Gandalf: The board is set, the pieces are moving
Aragorn: Why do you keep comparing us to a game?
Ganalf: What does your heart tell you?
Aragorn: Hey... that's MY line!


I'm not taking random phrases from the trailer... nooo.. never...

Gandalf: How do we know Frodo is alive?
Aragorn: It says in the script... see, just here *shows gandalf*


Sam: He means to murder us.
Frodo: I know. But I'm still not sending him away. I'm going to let him lead me into a trap, which will force you to take the ring, then you'll give it back to me. So Gollum's plot is quite useless really.

Aragorn: I see in you, the same fear that would take the heart of me.
Bloke #1: Hey, I'm not afraid.
Bloke #2: Yeah, who say's we're afraid? You're not king yet!
Bloke #1: You tell him!
Aragorn: What did I do to diserve this? I'll be in my trailer.


Those were all tomato worthy. Meh.