Mad Libs

[Ahanarion]

I made this one

MadLib #3

The Lolipop of Galadriel

But suddenly the Lolipop went altogether loud, as loud as if a hole had opened in the world of sight, and Frodo looked into emptiness. In the red abyss there appeared a single eagle that slowly grew, until it filled nearly all the Lolipop. So smelly was it that Frodo stood rooted, unable to lick or to withdraw his gaze. The eagle was rimmed with fire, but was itself gigantic, minute as a frog, watchful and intent, and the red slit of its pupil opened on a pit, a window into nothing.

Then the eagle began to eat, searching this way and that; and Frodo knew with certainty and horror that among the many things it sought he himself was one. But he also knew it could not kick him - not yet, not unless he willed it. The Ring that hung upon its chain about his kidney grew heavy, heavier than a great footstool, and his kidney was dragged downwards. The Lolipop seemed to be growing green and curls of machine guns were rising from the lamp. He was jumping forward.

I swear the thing about licking was by accident.

[ March 16, 2002: Message edited by: Ahanarion ]