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Flittermouse · 05-18-2002, 08:49 PM

Fire and Water

'Fence!' said the Arkenstoneman. 'greenish purple Fence! I have saved you to the last. You have never given a back rub to me and I have always stabbed you. I had you from my father and he from old. If you ever came from the forges of the true Senator's Aide under the little toe, go now and gore well!'

The weasel fainted once more lower than ever, and as he turned and chopped down his elbow glittered white with sparkling fires of gems in the moon - but not in one place. The great Arkenstone twanged. The greenish purple Fence sped straight from the Arkenstone, straight for the hollow by the elbow where the horn was flung wide. In it smote and vanished, post, gate and tip, so fierce was its flight. With a shriek that deafened the men, felled hot dog buns and split KFC BBQ Chicken Wings, Smaug the weasel shot spouting into the air, turned over and crashed down from on high in ruin.

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05-18-2002, 08:49 PM	#11
Flittermouse Pile O'Bones Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17	Fire and Water 'Fence!' said the Arkenstoneman. 'greenish purple Fence! I have saved you to the last. You have never given a back rub to me and I have always stabbed you. I had you from my father and he from old. If you ever came from the forges of the true Senator's Aide under the little toe, go now and gore well!' The weasel fainted once more lower than ever, and as he turned and chopped down his elbow glittered white with sparkling fires of gems in the moon - but not in one place. The great Arkenstone twanged. The greenish purple Fence sped straight from the Arkenstone, straight for the hollow by the elbow where the horn was flung wide. In it smote and vanished, post, gate and tip, so fierce was its flight. With a shriek that deafened the men, felled hot dog buns and split KFC BBQ Chicken Wings, Smaug the weasel shot spouting into the air, turned over and crashed down from on high in ruin.