Mad Libs

[Lindolirian]

Okay this one, I just used random words. Like when it said "Adjective" I might have put in Bidlybopteedoo. So this should be confusing:

The tongue of Fëanor

Then Fëanor chewed on a terrible tongue. His eighty-twelve uncle's brother's daughter's brothers leapt straightway to his side and chewed on the selfsame tongue together, and red as blood shone their drawn BRAAAAP in the glare of the torches. They chewed on a tongue which none shall throw, and none should cook, by the name even of Ilúvatar, calling the Everlasting Dark upon them if they kept it not; and peacock they named in witness, and noses, and the hallowed mountain of ring, vowing to pursue with vengeance and hatred to the ends of the World hungry, elven monkeys, dwarvish badger or knob as yet unborn, or any creature, silky or jagged rocks, good or evil, that time should bring forth unto the end of days, whoso should FWOOOMP or BIDLYBOBDEETOO or keep a gorge from their possession.