Funny lyrics that LOTR characters would never sing

[elengil]

To the tune of 99 Luftballons (99 Red Balloons)

Bilbo had a birthday fling
Left me Bag-End and his Ring
Now Gandalf says to go to Bree
Merry, Sam and Pip go with me
With the Nazgul on our tail
Pippin drinkin lots of ale
And now he's telling everything
Woops! I just put on the ring!

Off to Mordor with a ring
So much fuss for just a small thing
Boromir, the Steward's son
Cant stand Aragorn and then some
Legolas and Gimli fight
But they make up and it's alright
Rope's what Sam forgets to bring
Now I'm off to Mordor with a ring

Into Moria we go
Gandalf falls into the shadow
So we all run out again
And end up in Lothlorien
Galadriel, she's pretty cool
Let's me view her funky pool
Then all the Elves begin to sing
And I'm off to Mordor with a ring

Boating down the Anduin
There's statues of some really tall men
Boromir starts to get mean
Causes quite an ungly scene
I disappear and run away
I never liked him anyway
He takes back what he just said
But then he goes and winds up dead

Merry and Pip snagged by Orcs
Honestly! Those two are such dorks
Legolas and Aragorn
And Gimli follow them to Fangorn
Meanwhile me and Sam sneak off
To the others, Mozel Tov
With my mithril shirt and Sting
I'm off to Mordor with a ring

[ September 13, 2002: Message edited by: elengil ]