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Arwen Evenstar the Fair · 10-28-2002, 02:00 PM

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Aragorn · 12-22-2011, 10:01 AM

Saruman signing a different version of White Liar.
Hey, White Hand.
The White hand comes out a little at a time.
And it is White just like snow.
Stays on like grease on clothes.
And I don't know why, White hand.

You better be careful what it is.
I don't want it on my face.
If I ever had to be an orc.

You better be careful what it is.
It never really got on me anyway.
I got hands on me still.

Hey, White Hand.
The white hand comes out a little at a time.
And it is White just like snow.
Stays on like grease on clothes.
And I don't know why, White hand.

You said you had it on your face.
And it really, really stung.
But your helmet has more to tell.

Cause you had it on your helmet.
Because you didn't want it on your head.
Turns out you hate it alot.

Hey, White Hand.
The white hand comes out a little at a time.
And it is White just like snow.
Stays on like grease on clothes.
And I don't know why, White hand.

Here is a hand just for you.
I hate them too.

Yeah, I'm a hand hater.
The white hand comes out a little at a time.
And it is White just like snow.
Stays on like grease on your clothes.
And I don't know why, White hand.

10-28-2002, 02:00 PM	#1
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12-22-2011, 10:01 AM	#2
Aragorn Newly Deceased Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 2	*Saruman signing a different version of White Liar.* Hey, White Hand. The White hand comes out a little at a time. And it is White just like snow. Stays on like grease on clothes. And I don't know why, White hand. You better be careful what it is. I don't want it on my face. If I ever had to be an orc. You better be careful what it is. It never really got on me anyway. I got hands on me still. Hey, White Hand. The white hand comes out a little at a time. And it is White just like snow. Stays on like grease on clothes. And I don't know why, White hand. You said you had it on your face. And it really, really stung. But your helmet has more to tell. Cause you had it on your helmet. Because you didn't want it on your head. Turns out you hate it alot. Hey, White Hand. The white hand comes out a little at a time. And it is White just like snow. Stays on like grease on clothes. And I don't know why, White hand. Here is a hand just for you. I hate them too. Yeah, I'm a hand hater. The white hand comes out a little at a time. And it is White just like snow. Stays on like grease on your clothes. And I don't know why, White hand.