Funny lyrics that LOTR characters would never sing

[Merry]

I just would like to say to The Thriceling "You took my idea" *whines* j/k But at the same time "Yea!! Some one else likes veggie tales!!" This is the only parody I've ever written

To the tune of "The Pirates Who Don't do Anything"

we are the Nazgul who don't do anything
We just stay home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you...we don't do anything

(Nazgul 1)
Well I've never been to Mordor
and I've never been to Gondor
And I've chased a hobbit
In St Louis or St. Paul
And I've never been to Mirkwood
And I've never been to Rohan
And I've never been to Boston in the Fall

cuz we're the Nazgul who don't do anything
We just stay home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you...we don't do anything

(nazgul 2)
And I've never fought a Ranger
And I've never chased a she-elf
And I'm to good at fencing
cuz I never fight at all
And I've never stabbed a hobbit
And I've never fought a shield maid
And I've never been to Boston in the Fall

cuz we're the Nazgul who don't do anything
We just stay home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you...we don't do anything

(Nazgul 3)
We'll Ive never plucked a roster
And I;m not to good at ping-pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatatoes
up against the wall
And I've never kissed a chipmunk
and I've never gotten head lice
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

(Nazgul 1)
Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a nazgul?

(Nazgul 2)
Ya that's right. We're suposed to sing about Nazul-y things

(Nazgul 3)
Oh

(Nazgul 1) And who's ever kissed a chipmunk> That's just nonsense. Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think

(NAzgul 2)
I think you look like the Witch king

(Nazgul 1)
What? no I dont'

(Nazgul 2)
Do too

(Nazgul 1)
DO not

(Nazgul 2)
You're making me vengful

(Nazgul 1)
That's it, your getting some of this *draws sword*

(Nazgul 2)
Says who?

(Nazgul 1)
Says the king that's who

(Nazgul 2)
Oh yea? Yessir WItch King

(Nazgul 1)
Shriiiieeeeekkk

(Nazgul 2)
Yipe

*Nazgul 1 chases around Nazgul 2*

(Nazgul 3)
And I've never licked a spark plug
and I've never sniffed a stinck bug
And I've never painted daisies
On a big red rubber ball
And I've never bathed in yogurt
AndI don't look good in leggings

(Nazgul 1)
You just don't get it

(All)
And we've never been to Boston in the fall.